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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by evil_d
To amuse myself, anytime I hear anybody talk about "rock" or "the rock", I mentally replace it with "Dwayne Johnson".
The International Olympic Committee announced today that it would consider Dwayne Johnson climbing for inclusion in the 2020 Olympics.
♫ Just let me hear some of that Dwayne Johnson 'n' roll music / Any old way you choose it / It's got a backbeat, you can't lose it.... ♪

by kaufman
That boy is so unpopular, even his imaginary friends aren't real.

by kaufman
Wow. Those were the most delicious potatoes I've ever tasted. And you're a botanist who grew them yourself. Figures. So, what's your secret?
Well, I was stuck in a place with no breathable air and no drinkable water. So I synthesized H2O and fertilized the seeds in my own ****.
Well, that's very ... Hey, wait a minute, I recognize you! You're the guy who was stranded on Mars for two years!
Huh? No, you must have me mistaken for somebody else.
So you didn't grow these on Mars?
No, of course not. I grew them in my back yard in New Jersey.

by evil_d
Chef, your all-spun-sugar replica of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon is most impressive! But before our judges can review it, you must carry it through... THE GAUNTLET!
If those judges don't have a damn good reason why they can't walk the 20 feet to see it here, I'm going to give them one.
I'd like to take a moment now to thank the farmers who cultivated these 1200 pounds of sugar that nobody will ever eat.

I just have to update my fantasy football picks.
You've never played fantasy football?
Not like you do.
And now, we hit the showers.

by kramer_vs_kramer
Doctor! I need help keeping an erection up.
Oh, that's easy. These pills will help you out.
At least fifty people are believed to have been killed when a large amount of scaffolding collapsed and crushed them.
That was all your fault.

by evil_d
Hey doc, I'm here for my monthly dose of Placebenol. But I've got to say, I really hate needles. Isn't there any other way I could take it?
You're in luck! It's now available in pill form. I'll write you a prescription.
That'll be ten thousand dollars.
Even when I'm taking it orally, I'm still taking it rectally.

Doc, I need some fake tits. Big pendulous bangers! Juicy whoppers! Spectacular jugs! Massive bosoms!
Well, it's rare. but you're not the first man to ask for breast implants.
Oh, they're not for me. I'd like you to put them on my couch.
Your couch? I'll see what I can do.
You've spent all your money in the pub again? I hope you enjoy sleeping on the couch, mister!
Well, actually...

by evil_d
Your condition is easily treatable with a drug that costs 50 cents in Canada.
Unfortunately it costs $3,000 here, and since you have bargain-basement insurance, the best I can give you is a lollipop and an injection of Placebenol.
I understand. It's what I deserve for not working harder in the coal mines.
Excellent. Nurse HCRoyall will be in momentarily to administer your shot.
Which way to the border?

What do you recommend at this bar?
Our signature ****tail is called, "The Butt Flu"
What's that?
A roofie with a shot of HIV.

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