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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by TheGovernor
5-22-15
"RULE 3 DISPLAY YOUR ANGRY AT THE FACT THAT I WON CC42"
YOUR ANGRY? IT'S YOU ARE, WHICH WOULD BE SHORTENED TO "YOU'RE". DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND SIMPLE CONTRACTIONS?
WELL THANK YOU MR. PEDANTIC
ACTUALLY I HAVE A FELLOWSHIP DEGREE IN ONLINE FORUM PUNCTILIOUSNESS AND A PHD IN PETTIFOGGERY FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF SNARK
SO THAT WOULD BE DOCTOR PEDANTIC TO YOU

One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Ha, ha!
Groovy!

by kaufman
5-21-15
Where do you think you're going young woman? You did not finish everything on your plate.
But I don't like pizza crusts!
Didn't you hear? A man is accused of murder because he didn't eat the crust of the pizza he got while holding his victims hostage, and the police found his DNA.
From the pizza crust?
That's right. Now finish your pizza, and then you can go kill Daddy and Johnny.
I love you, mommy.

Hörgen borgen. Gudy burdy hurgy nurgy. Borgy morgy nurgy knåck.
Skäl sköl skull. Smöogle noogle nurgle.
Apologias senor. We is muy lost!
Idiota! You told me you could read these signs and find the money in this Ikea. You eeeediot!

Hello 911, I'd like to report a burglary
Sorry lady, you dialled 611, We deal with Australian crimes only such as Mel Gibson's ongoing career
by TheGovernor, 5-20-15

Boo!
No, YOU suck.
by wirthling, 5-16-15

Congratulations on being named the Worst Elvis Impersonator of 2015!
Thank you. Thank you a lot.
by kaufman, 5-15-15

I'm sorry; I thought you were calling for Stuporman.
by evil_d, 5-11-15

by evil_d
5-06-15
Starting to think those drugs they give us aren't in our best interests.
I know what you mean. My elbow doesn't "bend" anymore so much as "undulates".
I can calculate the square root of pi but I forget how many four is.
Marty's hair fell out, except for a patch on his back that looks like Britney Spears' crotch.
Taught us how to talk, though.
There is that.

by evil_d
4-24-15
Vote for me for Candy Shop Customer!
Ho ho! You're adorable.
But you don't need to be elected to be a candy shop customer. As long as you have money, you can go right in and buy what you want.
I found out today that you're a ****ing liar.

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