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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by TheGovernor
2-15-17
Greetings Comrade
Who the hell are you?
I am Russian Chicken
And what are you doing in my bed?
I have, how you say...'Come home to roost'

Okay, your appointment is scheduled for Tuesday at 9:00. Please arrive 15 minutes early to fill out paperwork.
Mofo, if I could get there at 8:45, I wouldn't have asked for a 9:00 appointment!
by evil_d, 2-13-17

by evil_d
2-09-17
Hi, I'm Rick Grimes. Can my band of battle-hardened and emotionally damaged zombie apocalypse survivors come live with you?
Well sure! We've built a stable, functional community here, and if we can't share that with our fellow survivors, then what's the point of it all, am I right?
Two weeks later
This definitely would have happened whether or not we came along, okay?

by evil_d
2-08-17
I've called this press conference, or "in-person tweet" as I think of it, to introduce my pick for Secretary of Treasure.
Don't you mean "the Treasury"?
No. Meet Captain Blacksareinferior, I mean Blackbeard.
A pirate?? Isn't that like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse?
Boy, you guys are really not going to like my Secretary of Henhouses.

AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
by kaufman, 2-07-17

by kaufman
2-05-17
Oh my god, I overslept. I've missed the Super Bowl!
Jesus, how'd that happen? Wait a minute ...
Just as I thought. Goddamned Brady lowered my Sleep Number 10 points.

by kaufman
2-03-17
So we're stuck here?
Sure looks it.
For all eternity?
For all eternity.
Who'd have thought those messages would actually come true?
Look, for the thousandth time, I'm sorry I said we should append "in bed" to our fortunes! I thought it would be funny.

by kaufman
2-01-17
Good night.
Sleet tied.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.

by evil_d, 2-01-17

by TheGovernor
1-31-17
Sorry old bean, I know we're stuck in a lift but I really need to take a Trump
An English Trump or an American Trump?
Well in England Trump is a somewhat quaint northern expression for passing wind
While in America Trump now means that at the moment of feeling a wet fart coming you drop your pants, pull your anus apart and projectile fire liquid feces in all directions
In that case a little of column A, little of column B

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