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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by kaufman
5-18-16
You wouldn’t
believe
what just
happened
to
moi.

by kaufman
5-06-16
Most of the great authors were pretty infamous drunkards, but there were exceptions. O Henry's lips never touched a drop of alcohol.
He may have said that, but once I got him to have a drink solely by the power of suggestion.
Yeah, right.
No. really. We were having lunch in a place frequented by famous politicians, and I saw Hubert Horatio Humphrey and Herbert Hoover walk in.
So I said, "See H 3, see H 2, O. H." The rest is history.

Woof.
Ignore.
That's just my way of saying I think you're handsome and I'd like to get to know you.
Thanks, but you're not really my type.
You sure I can't buy you a drink?
There's no such thing as bear goggles.

by TheGovernor
4-08-16
Hello I'm here to interview for the position of Fortune Teller
Great our last one left due to unforeseen circumstances, I've just got a few questions to ask you
Sure fire away
Where do you see yourself in five years' time?

by kaufman
3-31-16
What is this place?
Let me guess. You just got the new Google GPS device that can get you anywhere, took it on a road trip, and asked it for a good place to take a ****.
Uh, yeah. How did you know?
I was doing the same exact thing, on my way from Madison to Flagstaff, needed to take a dump, and it took me here.
Yup, exactly the same with me, except I was going across Pennsylvania. So just where are we?
Donald Trump's hair.

by kaufman
3-29-16
Last month I drove from Wisconsin to Arizona. Long trip, but a lot of fun.
Oh no, man, not the Wisconsin-Arizona route. I hear the restrooms along the way are terrible.
I wouldn't know. I drove across Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, couldn't pee, couldn't ****. Through Oklahoma, Texas, into New Mexico, nada.
That's awful! You must have been hurting.
You know it. Then finally a bit over an hour past Albuquerque, I went over this hill and everything just exploded out of me.
Don't tell me ... You hit the Incontinental Divide.

by evil_d
3-15-16
Johnson, it's really not acceptable for you to wear overalls in the office.
I do good work, so what do you care what I'm wearing?
It's about the image you project. Remember, "don't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want."
The next day:

by evil_d
3-12-16
This the line for the donkey sodomy?
Yep.

by kaufman
3-04-16
We begin tonight's news with the story of a blockbuster trade between the United States and the United Arab Emirates.
The US will be receiving the city of Dubai in exchange for Philadelphia and a river to be named later.
A spokesman says the US is excited to get this phenom city. Meanwhile, the Emirates say that they will rename Philadelphia to Abu Santaclaus.

by evil_d
2-24-16
WHAT FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE??
WHAT FUCKING MARS COLONIZATION MISSION??
WHAT FUCKING GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND??

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