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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by kaufman
Holy ****. Earthupials!

by kaufman
Heard from Wirthling lately?
Yeah, he's gotten a job in the Middle East making ISIS videos.
He'll be a natural.

Grr! Womack and Womack has eaten your friends' babies!
Thanks Womack!
This is going to be great, without those kids getting in the way it'll be just like old times.
So... anyone fancy a pint?

by evil_d
Good to see you again, Gabe! What have you been up to these past few years?
Sodomizing llamas. And you?
The same! Hey, you ever think of sodomizing something else, like, I don't know, a donkey?
Don't be ridiculous! I've never sodomized a donkey and I never will.
Best 50 bucks I've ever spent. Thanks, man.
You said you'd give me your sister's number too.

Grr! Womack and Womack will eat your babies!
Afraid I'm no good to you, Womack. I'm mid-thirties, single and childless.
It's crap, I tell you. I barely get to go out these days because everyone has kids. It's not like the good old days.
I'll get my address book.

My wedding cake is ruined! The tiers are okay, but the base is all in bits.
I'm so sorry, one of my kitchen porters must have dropped it.
This kitchen porter who dropped the base, it wouldn't happen to be Skrillex, would it? I've read the last couple of strips and have spotted a bit of a pattern.
Skrillex? Why would I hire him for a kitchen porter job? He's a DJ, he has no cooking experience. You'd have to be an idiot to let him in a kitchen.
Leave by the back door, if anyone asks: you were never here.

Dave! Why aren't you playing?
I can't! Someone broke my bass guitar.
Was it in the grey flight case? I think I saw that new roadie dropping it.
That's it - I'm going to have a word with him.
You're fired, Skrillex.

by kaufman
See you later.
Bye. Last one to leave the site, turn out the lights.
Hey, how are you doing? What have you been up to all these years?
Getting a haircut and a beard trim. It was a lot of work for them.

Lawks a lummy! What sort of fiend would drop a sea bass off a roof?
You're under arrest, Skrillex.

by KajunFirefly
Where the **** have you been, you used to be on this site every day?
I started getting regular sex so I didn't have time for this place any more.
You're back now though?
Congratulations on the wedding.

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