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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Well, Obama finally announced he's in favor of gay marriage. | |
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| But he also thinks granting equality should be left up to the states. | |
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| Because letting a majority vote on the rights of minorities worked out so well for black people. | |
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| I think you're my dad's age. | |
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| From here, the Professor can locate others like us anywhere in the world. | |
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*Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!*
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| Why is your car making that noise? | |
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*Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!*
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| That'll be my new Cat-a-lick-tick convertor | |
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| Bull****. You're the only guy I know who looks better now than you did ten years ago. | |
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| I don't see... oooooooooh. | |
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| I've been looking my whole life for Mr. Right. | |
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| But now that I'm getting older... | |
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| I guess I'll have to settle for Mr. Left. | |
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