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by kaufman
Hey, Max, what's with all the barking today?
Oh, you know how I like rolling in and eating deer poop. You're always teasing me about it.
So? Are you trying to call Bambi over or something?
No, nothing like that. My human promised me a fresh supply as long as I kept barking.
Earlier ...
I'm telling you, if you keep barking, I am going to get you neutered!

by TheGovernor
Everyone knows about my apprentice Plato
No-one ever seems to remember my other three students though...
...Knifo, Forko and Spoono

by kaufman
People wonder why I had my hordes rampaging across Asia, laying waste to everything in sight.
My wife's like "Genghis, ever since you quit drinking, you've had some serious anger issues."
I tell her, I'm hardly angry. In fact I'm doing just what they said, taking one steppe at a time! ... THANK YOU, I'll be in Minsk next week.

Stake my wife, please.
by kaufman, 8-01-14

by evil_d
Today's game continues a big rivalry between you and the home team, Jesse. Rumor is you've devised a new play for the occasion.
That's right. See, we hike the ball to the quarterback, then he deflates it and eats it. Then he walks to the end zone and craps it out.
Then we leave the stadium, find a phone book, look up all the home team's grandmas, go to their houses, and crap on them.
Uh... and what do you call this new play?
The Aristocrats!

by kaufman
This movie is implausible. The odds are astronomical that a waterspout would go over the most shark-infested spot in the ocean and then continue to a crowded city.
More likely in the real world, it would pick up more common sea life and then follow the paths that tornadoes traditionally take.
Emma, did you paint the trailer green last week?
No, Clem, I think the storm last night musta dumped a ****load of algae on it.

Did you hear somebody puking in the alley last night?
He probably knew what we were doing in here.

by evil_d
Boy, you know, I thought having total strangers follow me around and film my intimate moments and half-assed bar fights would be really fulfilling, but it turns out it's not.
Let's cancel this reality show, guys. I don't need the money badly enough to sacrifice my dignity.

by evil_d
Tough loss today, Jerry. Where do you think you went wrong?
Well, do you remember the part where I threw the ball to the guy on the other team, and then we couldn't tackle him, and he got a touchdown?
Yeah, I remember that part.
We shouldn't have done that part.

I'd like to make a deposit.

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