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by evil_d
4-24-15
Vote for me for Candy Shop Customer!
Ho ho! You're adorable.
But you don't need to be elected to be a candy shop customer. As long as you have money, you can go right in and buy what you want.
I found out today that you're a ****ing liar.

Hi everyone! In an attempt to stir up some activity on the forum, we're thinking of holding Comic Cup XV, which will be the first comic cup in almost five years!
It's a knockout tournament where you get drawn against another user, each has to make a comic following some rules, and the other competitiors vote on who is best.
If that sounds like fun to you, there's a thread in the General Discussion forum where you can register interest. I'll post some links to previous cups in the comments so you can see how it works.
Anyone is welcome to enter! Hopefully this comic will stay on the homepage for a while and we'll get loads of signups.
Meanwhile
Okay, time to make 4000 randomly generated comics about farts!

Hello and welcome to MegaBurger. How may I serve you today?
I'd like a - hang on, aren't you Killer BOB from Twin Peaks?
Yes sir. I spent the early part of the 90s possessing suburban dads and making them kill their own daughters.
And now you work in a burger bar?
Only part time. Say, have you got any kids?

It sure is boring out here on the moon. I'm so glad I brought along my vibrating ass *****.
Mr Aldrin! You're needed at the base and - what's that noise?
Uh oh, this is going to stick.

You wanted to see me, doc?
Yes Mr Pitt. We're a little concerned about your wife. Remember when we told her she had a chance of breast cancer, so she had a mastectomy?
Yes, and then there was that time she found out she had a chance of ovarian cancer, so she got those removed too.
Well, we just discovered she has a 50% chance of skin cancer.
Angie, this has to stop.
Moh!

by kaufman
3-18-15
Yes, Captain, this is definitely the end of the rainbow, but I am not detecting any life, nor am I detecting any pots of gold.
LepreCHAUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

by TheGovernor
3-18-15
We're having an Irish Party for 'Paddys day, you're supposed to be wearing something green, not any old fancy dress.
Well I thought I'd dress as something that exemplifies the Irish experience,
so I've come as a Pint of Guinness

by kaufman, 3-17-15

by evil_d
3-16-15
Now, once you're on Mars you'll need to establish an interim government until you can elect your own governor, congresspeople, and so forth. Under the Constitution—
Yeah, you may want to call Betsy Ross back and tell her not to sew that 51st star just yet.
What do you mean? This is a NASA mission, and obviously you're going to need—
Surely the US knows better than anyone the folly of trying to govern a colony in a remote location. I figure we'll skip the revolution and just govern ourselves from the start.
Well if that's the way you feel then you're off the mission. The position of captain will fall to your second-in-command. Mister... Han****?
John Han**** the Tenth, sir. Where do I sign?

by evil_d
3-09-15
Here I am, the first human to walk on Mars. That's one small step for... H.G. Wells?! What are you doing here?
The Martians were so impressed by my flattering portrayal of their civilization, they invited me to live here as an honored guest!
Okay... but... you've got to be almost 200 years old by now! How are you still alive?
The wonders of Martian medicine, my boy!
Does that mean anal probes?
So many anal probes.

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