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by kaufman
7-08-16
How ya doin'?
All right. That's quite an outfit you've got on there. What are you supposed to be?
Can't you tell? I'm the Staten Island Fairy. How 'bout you? What are you?
I'm the George Washington Bridge, of course.
The George Washington Bridge? Then why the Jesus get-up?
Somebody crossed me. Ya gotta problem with dat?

by kaufman
7-08-16
Ok, where is he?
I'm going to kill that robot. Can't he get anything right?
Tobor, what are you doing? You're not dressed, you're not on set, and the Statue of Liberty scene is in the next panel!
TOBOR CAN'T REMEMBER HIS LINES. WHAT IS IT AFTER "GIVE ME YOUR POOR, CUDDLED ASSES BURNING"?

by evil_d
7-08-16
How did we not notice that Manhattan was built on top of a giant volcano?
Hey, if you can't stand the heat, get out of Hell's Kitchen!
Damn right! Vinny's on 37th, best lava flows in the city!
Oh no they ain't! Sal's on 51st is five times deadlier!

by KajunFirefly
6-23-16
The £350m thing was a lie!
You wot?
The NHS funding promise, it wasn't actually true
...
You just voted cos of the Muslims, didn't you?
RUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA!

by kaufman
6-18-16
Boys, I've got this new kid named Lou doing backing vocals for me tonight. You can have the night off. But don't worry, you'll be backing me up again at my next show ...

by kaufman
6-16-16
Now on to sports. Major League Baseball announced today that throughout baseball, August 7th will be Zika Virus Awareness Day.
All fans attending games that day will be treated with mosquito repellant upon entering the stadium.
And of course all of the mascots will have REALLY tiny heads.

It is being reported that Omar Mateen would drink himself into a stupor at gay nightclubs and message guys on Jack'd.
So instead of being remembered as a martyr to Islam and loyal ISIS jihadist, Omar Mateen will forever be known as a self-hating ****** whose religious ideology was weaker than his urge for ****.
Hey! I just figured out how to deter future attacks!

Hello children! Today on story time I'm going to read you a fun book about camping.
Psst! Mr Rogers!
What is it?
That's the wrong book. It's not about camping.
Are you sure? It says right here- "Mein Kampf"

I have something to tell you. I'm dying...
To have sex with you!
But seriously, I've got AIDS.

by kaufman
6-07-16
Woem.
Woem.
Why are you talking backwards, Garfield?
Go hang a salami.

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