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by evil_d
Mr. President, I got the Big League Chew you asked for. It's on your desk.
What? I didn't ask you for a Big League Chew, I called you a big league Jew.
By the way, you're fired. Everyone knows Jews are no good at politics. Sad!
I can't believe I came in on the Sabbath for this.

by kaufman
With earth heating up and everything, something had to be done.
And then I remembered that old movie where a guy plays chess with Death.
So I challenged a personification of Global Warming to a game, winner take all.
Little did he know, I was a Grandmaster. After 20 moves I was up a knight and a pawn. I had him on the ropes.
So what the heck happened?
He just grinned, and next thing I know, there were puddles of liquid plastic where all my pieces had been.

The next day
by evil_d, 11-24-16

by evil_d
Jeez, Marcia. What's with the grim reaper costume?
This isn't a costume, it's a solar panel cloak. I decided I should start using clean energy sources to power my personal electronics.
So it takes all that surface area just to charge your phone?
I don't have a cell phone. This cloak is for powering my Hitachi Magic Staff.

by kaufman
I have your prayer summary for the day. At #3, 200 million people want Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton to choke on each other's vomit. At #2, 1.4 billion want peace in the Middle East.
Hmmmm ... that one finally got knocked from the top spot. What in the world beat it?
Apparently, this is becoming a bigger crisis. 2.3 billion prayed for an end to global warming.
I think I can take care of that one for them. I'll just turn off the sun.

by kramer_vs_kramer
Stop, thief! Get out of my house!
I'm not a thief, I'm an alt-shopper.
Oh, that's okay then. Carry on.
Hang on a minute...

by TheGovernor
Hello, is this God's complaints department? I'd like to register a faulty year. Yes that's right, 2016 has just got a little too silly
Look you've had 11 months of it, we can't take it back now, it's all used, besides we don't know where it's been
I don't care. It is a defective year and I want a refund
Look if this is about all those celebrity deaths, or that election result I'm afraid that's just part and parcel of the intricacies of life, you'll just have to deal with it I'm afraid
On the contrary this is due to the fact that you've made a Scotsman the worlds number one tennis player
Ahh I see your point

by evil_d
Welcome to You Win version 1.3.45961! Press [Start] to begin.
You win!
Well, at least I didn't buy You Lose.

by evil_d
I'm telling you, a Trump presidency is nothing to worry about. There are good reasons to think he won't do any of the things he said he'd do, and I'll explain why.
This ought to be good.
Suddenly, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack!

by kaufman
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For crying out loud, Sergei, it doesn't really matter. Just name the company after the next number you say.

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