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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by kaufman
7-28-15
Hey, Susan, why the long face?
Because I was so excited when I heard that after so many years, a new book by my favorite author had been discovered and would soon be released.
And then I got it and read it, and wouldn't you know it, the most beloved character, one whom I had based my moral compass on as a child, turned out to be a bigoted pig!
I didn't realize you were such an Atticus Finch fan!
Finch? What did he write? I'm talking about the Cat in the Hat.

by evil_d
7-25-15
I'm concerned about your oral health. You should really consider dentures.
Don't give me none a' that.
If you was supposed to have more than two of 'em, they'd call it a threeth.

Is this the queue for the ice cream van?
Yeah, with this hot weather the ice cream man has become the most powerful man in the country.
I heard he's now the third richest man on the planet. He bought the New York Yankees and moved them to Largs.
I heard he's building a weather machine so it's always sunny, to keep the demand up.
I heard he's bought Google so he can deliver ice cream via the cloud.
I heard he - What do you mean you've run out?

Son! Do you want to play a game? Just think of a number between one and ten.
Sure. Uhhh, four?
Great! That's how long a summer Scotland will get this year.
Four days? The Scots will love you for this!
It's too damn hot.
I know! Pub?

by evil_d
7-22-15
♪ Ocean crime, yeah the pickin's easy / We sailed the Purple Ostrich up to N.Y.C. / All the lubbers on the coast will agree that we're ♫
♪ Well qualified to pillage, plunder, ****, and steal / See, we be buccaneers / Rum in the kegs, and the bones of our dead lie underwater ♫
♪ Weebles, I opened up the chest and there's Weebles / Most definitely. ♫
♪ Weebles, a hundred ten thousand damn Weebles / Just count 'em and see. ♫
♪ This treasure... is getting odder... / Gonna kidnap the... governor's daughter... ♫
♪ Me and my mates / We're comin' aboard yer ship (x4) / (refrain)

by evil_d
7-22-15
♪ Summer time, and I'm with me hearties / We sailed the Purple Ostrich out of New Orleans / All the lubbers in the Gulf will agree that we're ♫
♪ Well qualified to pillage, plunder, ****, and steal / See, we be privateers / We drink rum on the islands, and dance with the wenches, hit the water ♫
♪ Me and my mates, we're comin' aboard yer ship / Got scurvy so bad, but we're takin' yer **** ♫
♪ Can't keep us in the penitentiary / We raise cannon at the walls and when the dust clears, we be back at sea / (refrain)
♪ Some gold doubloons be a mighty prize / The Jolly Roger terrifies! ♫
♪ Oh what're we gonna do wi' a drunken mate, but send 'im up ta the nest / Until he spies a treasure chest ♫

by kaufman
7-21-15
ALL THOSE BROWN MEXICANS COMING OVER THE BORDER ARE DRUG DEALERS AND RAPISTS AND BABY EATERS!
You tell 'em, Donald!
WAR HEROES DON'T GET CAPTURED. JOHN MCCAIN WAS A LOSER, NOT A HERO!
USA! USA! USA!
SHARKNADO 3 IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE! IT MAKES CITIZEN KANE LOOK LIKE DOG PISS!
What the **** is that putz talking about? I am so out of here.

by evil_d
7-16-15
Dear Diary, today I stood in front of the mirror and practiced asking that girl at the coffee shop for a date.
The mirror rejected me every time.

by kaufman
7-14-15
Why are we reading this again? I PAID FOR ALL THESE COMICS SO I MAKE MYSELF READ THEM ALL. OK? That makes no sense. Please, shall we all read anything except this?
Gallium.
Germanium.
Except this! Go back! Goback goback goback goback goback goback!
yummm. my dik is bigg.
Praesodynium.
Tin.

I finally found some time to take some vacation.
Where are you going?
The boyfriend and I are going to prance off to England.
They already have a wrinkled, old queen.

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