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by KajunFirefly
6-23-16
The £350m thing was a lie!
You wot?
The NHS funding promise, it wasn't actually true
...
You just voted cos of the Muslims, didn't you?
RUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA!

by kaufman
6-18-16
Boys, I've got this new kid named Lou doing backing vocals for me tonight. You can have the night off. But don't worry, you'll be backing me up again at my next show ...

by kaufman
6-16-16
Now on to sports. Major League Baseball announced today that throughout baseball, August 7th will be Zika Virus Awareness Day.
All fans attending games that day will be treated with mosquito repellant upon entering the stadium.
And of course all of the mascots will have REALLY tiny heads.

It is being reported that Omar Mateen would drink himself into a stupor at gay nightclubs and message guys on Jack'd.
So instead of being remembered as a martyr to Islam and loyal ISIS jihadist, Omar Mateen will forever be known as a self-hating ****** whose religious ideology was weaker than his urge for ****.
Hey! I just figured out how to deter future attacks!

Hello children! Today on story time I'm going to read you a fun book about camping.
Psst! Mr Rogers!
What is it?
That's the wrong book. It's not about camping.
Are you sure? It says right here- "Mein Kampf"

I have something to tell you. I'm dying...
To have sex with you!
But seriously, I've got AIDS.

by kaufman
6-07-16
Woem.
Woem.
Why are you talking backwards, Garfield?
Go hang a salami.

by kaufman
6-02-16
It is a true honor for me to accept this award. I remember all the hard work to develop a vaccine to fight the zika virus, and the joy in seeing its first success ...
Congratulations, Mrs. Acosta, it's a boy. And the vaccine worked. He has no signs of microcephaly whatsoever. In fact, quite the opposite.
Of course after that first attempt, we did manage to adjust the dosage.

by kaufman
5-18-16
You wouldn’t
believe
what just
happened
to
moi.

by kaufman
5-06-16
Most of the great authors were pretty infamous drunkards, but there were exceptions. O Henry's lips never touched a drop of alcohol.
He may have said that, but once I got him to have a drink solely by the power of suggestion.
Yeah, right.
No. really. We were having lunch in a place frequented by famous politicians, and I saw Hubert Horatio Humphrey and Herbert Hoover walk in.
So I said, "See H 3, see H 2, O. H." The rest is history.

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