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| The Prophet Mohammed (Peace Be Upon Him) would never approve of terrorism. Islam is a peaceful religion! | |
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| Oh yeah, well I talked to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Praise His Noodly Appendage) and he told me you're full of crap, LOL. | |
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| BEHOLD, MORTAL! IT IS I, THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER | |
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| Jesus Christ! Uh, I mean... what do you ask of me, my Lord? | |
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| SHUT THE **** UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID PRETEND RELIGION ALREADY | |
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| Can you believe it? Those heathen Gleebvarists went to court and said we can't even post the Nine Requirements in classrooms anymore! | |
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| Well, hold on now. Just last week you were saying that kids shouldn't even be taught about Gleebvarism in school. Fair's fair, right? | |
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| That's completely different! | |
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| Well... because Gleebvarism is wrong. | |
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| Well, if I'm the last man on earth, I won't make the same mistake as that guy in The Twilight Zone. First thing I'm reading is a book on how to make new glasses. | |
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| Where is—oh no—I've lost my library card! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! | |
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| 211 more days. Just 211 more days until the radiation levels die down and it's safe to go outside. Can't wait to link up with some fellow survivors. | |
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| Sure hope one of 'em knows something about agriculture. These canned beans won't last forever. | |
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| ... pant ... pant ... here it is... at last... Iraq. | |
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| Okay... Afghanistan... just twelve hundred miles.... | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Jesuses for Jews. | |
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| Hello, sir. We're collecting for Vietnambla. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the March of Dimes. | |
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| Fair enough, I'll pledge you ten cents. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the April of Hundred Dollar Bills. | |
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| Hello, I'm collecting for the Salivation Army. | |
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| Don't you mean Salvation Army? | |
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| Hello, I'm selling tickets for the policeman's ball. | |
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| I'm sorry, I don't dance. | |
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| It's not a dance, sir. It's a raffle. | |
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