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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by TheGovernor
Greetings Comrade
Who the hell are you?
I am Russian Chicken
And what are you doing in my bed?
I have, how you say...'Come home to roost'

Okay, your appointment is scheduled for Tuesday at 9:00. Please arrive 15 minutes early to fill out paperwork.
Mofo, if I could get there at 8:45, I wouldn't have asked for a 9:00 appointment!
by evil_d, 2-13-17

by evil_d
Hi, I'm Rick Grimes. Can my band of battle-hardened and emotionally damaged zombie apocalypse survivors come live with you?
Well sure! We've built a stable, functional community here, and if we can't share that with our fellow survivors, then what's the point of it all, am I right?
Two weeks later
This definitely would have happened whether or not we came along, okay?

by evil_d
I've called this press conference, or "in-person tweet" as I think of it, to introduce my pick for Secretary of Treasure.
Don't you mean "the Treasury"?
No. Meet Captain Blacksareinferior, I mean Blackbeard.
A pirate?? Isn't that like putting a fox in charge of the henhouse?
Boy, you guys are really not going to like my Secretary of Henhouses.

by kaufman, 2-07-17

by kaufman
Oh my god, I overslept. I've missed the Super Bowl!
Jesus, how'd that happen? Wait a minute ...
Just as I thought. Goddamned Brady lowered my Sleep Number 10 points.

by kaufman
So we're stuck here?
Sure looks it.
For all eternity?
For all eternity.
Who'd have thought those messages would actually come true?
Look, for the thousandth time, I'm sorry I said we should append "in bed" to our fortunes! I thought it would be funny.

by kaufman
Good night.
Sleet tied.
Don't let the bedbugs bite.

by evil_d, 2-01-17

by TheGovernor
Sorry old bean, I know we're stuck in a lift but I really need to take a Trump
An English Trump or an American Trump?
Well in England Trump is a somewhat quaint northern expression for passing wind
While in America Trump now means that at the moment of feeling a wet fart coming you drop your pants, pull your anus apart and projectile fire liquid feces in all directions
In that case a little of column A, little of column B

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