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latest comics from people EvilZak is following

by evil_d
Chef, your all-spun-sugar replica of the Hanging Gardens of Babylon is most impressive! But before our judges can review it, you must carry it through... THE GAUNTLET!
If those judges don't have a damn good reason why they can't walk the 20 feet to see it here, I'm going to give them one.
I'd like to take a moment now to thank the farmers who cultivated these 1200 pounds of sugar that nobody will ever eat.

I just have to update my fantasy football picks.
You've never played fantasy football?
Not like you do.
And now, we hit the showers.

by kramer_vs_kramer
Doctor! I need help keeping an erection up.
Oh, that's easy. These pills will help you out.
At least fifty people are believed to have been killed when a large amount of scaffolding collapsed and crushed them.
That was all your fault.

by evil_d
Hey doc, I'm here for my monthly dose of Placebenol. But I've got to say, I really hate needles. Isn't there any other way I could take it?
You're in luck! It's now available in pill form. I'll write you a prescription.
That'll be ten thousand dollars.
Even when I'm taking it orally, I'm still taking it rectally.

Doc, I need some fake tits. Big pendulous bangers! Juicy whoppers! Spectacular jugs! Massive bosoms!
Well, it's rare. but you're not the first man to ask for breast implants.
Oh, they're not for me. I'd like you to put them on my couch.
Your couch? I'll see what I can do.
You've spent all your money in the pub again? I hope you enjoy sleeping on the couch, mister!
Well, actually...

by evil_d
Your condition is easily treatable with a drug that costs 50 cents in Canada.
Unfortunately it costs $3,000 here, and since you have bargain-basement insurance, the best I can give you is a lollipop and an injection of Placebenol.
I understand. It's what I deserve for not working harder in the coal mines.
Excellent. Nurse HCRoyall will be in momentarily to administer your shot.
Which way to the border?

What do you recommend at this bar?
Our signature ****tail is called, "The Butt Flu"
What's that?
A roofie with a shot of HIV.

by evil_d
People say we wealthy Republicans don't care about health care for the poor. But that's not true! When poor people call out sick, my casinos don't get cleaned and my garden doesn't get landscaped!
Nobody wants that! That's why, as President, I'll ask doctors to implement my "MedFill" program. When one patient can't work, they'll call their other patients and find someone to cover their shift!
But Mr. Trump, that doesn't help individual poor people at all! That just treats them as chattel who are interchangeable with other poor people!
I'm not following you.

No, that's it. A backstreet abortion isn't for me. I'm going to keep my baby.
Suit yourself. The deposit is non-refundable though.
That's okay, you can keep the ten dollars. I've learned an important lesson today about the value of life. Have a nice day!
I agree, life is important. Within every child lies the potential to do great things. They may create a masterpiece, or cure a disease, or invent something amazing. I wish you all the best.

You know, I'm having second thoughts about this backstreet abortion.
Are you sure? You'd be missing out on the loyalty scheme.
Loyalty scheme?
For every ten abortions you get a free cup of coffee.
Has anyone ever taken you up on the offer?
To be honest, nobody survives the first one. I'm starting to think the coffee machine was a bad investment.

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