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by BigFrank105
12-04-09
o/ In the meadow we can build a snowman. And pretend that he's Parson Brown. o/
He'll say...
Are you married?
We'll say...
OH DEAR FUCKING JESUS! A TALKING SNOWMAN!
I WILL DEVOUR YOUR PATHETIC SOUL!!!

by BigFrank105
6-21-09
Daddy! I saw Mommy dissing Santa Claus!
Ha ha, no Sally. I think you mean you saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus!
No! She really was dissing Santa Claus! Underneath the mistletoe last night!
BITCH, YO MOMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
OHHHHH NO YOU DID NOT!

by BigFrank105
4-30-09
Oink.
THAT'S IT! I AM GOING TO EAT EVERY SINGLE PIG ON THIS PLANET IN HOPES OF ERADICATING THE SWINE FLU!
Much later
Whew. My cholestrol is off the charts, but I successfully ate every pig on the planet and eradicated the swine flu!
... Dear God, I really need to poop.

by BigFrank105
4-28-09
I'm sorry for being moody lately, hon. I just can't deal with my boss sexually harassing me anymore. It's degrading!
Well, you can't spell 'sexually harass' without 'her ass'!
Heh heh heh!
I'm banging my secretary.

by BigFrank105
4-22-09
Hello, my good sir! I have come to this 'Adult Book Store' to purchase an adult book! Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon, to be exact!
You misunderstood. This is an ADULT book store. We sell a wide variety of pornography here.
Ah, my, how embarassing!
Do you have "Anal Munchers XXIV" in stock?

by BigFrank105
4-21-09

by BigFrank105
4-21-09
Billy! What are you doing home from school so early?
The principal sent me home for getting half of my English class pregnant.
But... Billy! You... You go to an all boys school!
Oh, I'm well aware of that, mom. I'm well aware.

by BigFrank105
4-17-09
Edna, I found this... list... in our room. It's titled 'A List Of Cincinnati Reds Players I've Had Sex With'. It's seven pages long.
Oh my, well this is certainly embarassing.
Hey Sally, didja hear? Mom gave KEN GRIFFEY JR. a ****ing RIMJOB!
Aw no fair!
You FUCKED Pete Rose on our WEDDING DAY?
Oh gosh, Ed. He's the all-time hits leader. Give me some credit.

by BigFrank105
4-17-09
Mommy! Billy turned into Jason Statham and is pretending he's filming The Italian Job!
That's nice dear. Mommy's fixing lunch right now.
BEEP BEEP! I'M DRIVING THIS MINI COOPER THROUGH ED NORTON'S MANSION! TIME TO AVENGE THE HOT CHICK'S DAD!
HOLY HORSE SHIT!
Ed! You need to have a talk with our son about his misbehavior!
I know! The remake of The Italian Job was total SHIT!

by BigFrank105
4-16-09
I'm bored.
Hey! Let's kill mom and dad!
OH GOD! BILLY! SALLY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US!
SHUT THE FUCK UP, BITCH! I'LL MAKE THIS QUICK AND PAINLESS!
Now I'm bored again.
Hey! Let's make shrinky dinks!

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