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by BigFrank105
4-16-09
Now Billy, your mother and I have decided to give you an allowance so that you can learn the value of a dollar.
Oh cool!
Hey Miss Ginger, how much to get my **** sucked?
*hack* One dollar! *snort*
Well Billy, did you learn the value of a dollar yet?
I sure did, dad! And I got the syphillis to prove it.

by BigFrank105
4-15-09
Hey dad! You said you were gonna take me and Sally to get ice cream!
Oh, I'm sorry Billy. I've got to finish these taxes before the mailman comes. Later, okay?
Grr! Fucking mailman! Getting in the way of us and our ****ing ICE CREAM!
Let's vivisect the mailman! Teach that ******* a lesson!
Why the FUCK is the mailman hanging from our garage with his guts spilling on the driveway?
Can I have extra jimmies on my sundae, dad?

by BigFrank105
4-15-09
Guess what mommy? I just formed a military coup and took control of the eastern half of North America!
Ha, ha. Oh, that's nice dear. Now wash up supper.
Ed, I really don't know where Sally comes up with these things.
Oh Edna, she's just playing pretend. The girl does have quite the imagination on her.
... and with a death toll in the millions, General Sally's troops have dropped napalm on Boston and are making their way towards the nation's capital...
ED!!!

by BigFrank105
3-30-09
Oh, Mr. Seger! 'Like A Rock' is my favorite of your songs! Wherever did you get the inspiration for it?
By looking at my rock hard boner every single morning.
It's also how I got the inspiration for 'Night Moves'.
But, that song has nothing to do with...
My **** has inspired over 94% of my work.

by BigFrank105
3-30-09
Oh my God! Bob Seger! It's really you!
Yeah.
Oh man, your songs are the best! Do you still like 'that old time rock 'n roll'?
I wrote that song like 30 years ago. My tastes have changed. I'm into Afrobeat jazz fusion now.
Really?
No.

by BigFrank105
3-30-09
Oh wow! Bob Seger!
Yep, that's me.
Mr. Seger, I'm your biggest fan! 'Turn The Page' is the best song ever! Can I have your autograph?
No.

by BigFrank105
3-29-09
Alright *****! This is a ****ing stickup! Give me the ****ing purse!
Oh! God! Please don't hurt me!
Alright man, I got the money. You got the ****?
Hell yeah. Fucking grade A Colombian, my man.
Honey, please, you need to stop with the drugs. The children haven't eaten in days!
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO FUCKING DO YOU GOD DAMNED SKANK!!!

by BigFrank105
3-16-09
I, NOAH, DEMAND YOU BRING ME TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL!
...So that I may have sex with them.
Even elephants?
ESPECIALLY elephants.

by BigFrank105
3-15-09
Holy ****! Is that a giant squirrel wearing a diaper and wielding an axe coming after me or am I just really high?
No, you're high. Because in actuality, you're a giant squirrel wearing a diaper and wielding an axe coming after me!
Oh thank God!
I'm also Ted Danson!
YAHHHHHH!!!

by BigFrank105
3-04-09
I JUST CREATED A FULLY WORKING TIME MACHINE
I WILL USE THIS NEW AND VOLATILE TECHNOLOGY ONLY FOR THE GOOD OF ALL HUMANKIND
I THINK I'LL GO BACK IN TIME AND ASS FUCK JIMMY CARTER

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