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You are standing inside the temple in Jerusalem. Several moneychangers and other merchants are operating tables here. There are exits to the north, east, south, and west.
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The merchants are too busy to talk with you right now.
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| QUOTE SCRIPTURE TO MERCHANTS | |
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I don't understand what you want to do with the merchants.
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| Well, Obama finally announced he's in favor of gay marriage. | |
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| But he also thinks granting equality should be left up to the states. | |
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| Because letting a majority vote on the rights of minorities worked out so well for black people. | |
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| I think you're my dad's age. | |
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| Those Jerries think they've got us pinned down, but we ain't givin' up yet! | |
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| Johnson! Callahan! I want you to circle around and attack their flank, on the double! | |
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| And for the love of God stop looking like a pair of feet! | |
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| Dad, I still don't understand why we take the humans and insert tubes into their waste canals. | |
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| Well, we can't communicate with the humans, but we know they enjoy waste-canal insertion since we found two of them doing it in a field. | |
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| So now, every few months, we bring a chosen few up to the ship to further our mission of bringing them happiness and love! | |
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| I guess that makes sense. But why do we do it to the cows? | |
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| Surprised Moos Vol. 1 was a best-selling album for nine straight weeks! | |
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| Man, nobody will buy us any booze! | |
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| I know exactly what to do, man. | |
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| Go get a bucket of water and Mary and Joseph's son... | |
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| Imma turn this **** into wine! | |
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| Adam, before I let you in, I just have one question. | |
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| What made you want to form a rap group? | |
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| Do you really think the world was ready for a Jewish punk band? | |
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| Hi Jim, welcome to heaven. | |
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| I'm in heaven? Can I meet famous dead people here? Like Jimi Hendrix? | |
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| Sure, they're all over the place. | |
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| How bout Kurt Cobain? Jim Morrison? Adam Yauch? | |
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| MCA's in the back, cause he's skeezin' with a *****. | |
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| This is... ONE! STEP! BEYOND! | |
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Doo-doo-doooooooooo, doodoododo dodo...
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| pickitup, pickitup, pickitup... | |
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| From here, the Professor can locate others like us anywhere in the world. | |
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