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by FCatCS
1-21-04
Lord British and Judge Dave are going for a walk
Ahhhh...the unmistakable aroma of the British coutryside
It is beauti...
...but we're on holiday in Australia?
...your point being?

 

by FCatCS
1-21-04
FC, Arch and Jon are all playing intergalactic hide and seek. Only Jon left to find now.
Hmmmm...?
Indeed, hmmmmm....?
Having looked outside for a bit they decide to look inside the craft.
Ahh...what's that I see through the window Arch?.............................. .................................... look closer.....
I guessed it was some kind of freak astrological phenomena...
Arch manages to look beyond just the light....
ahhh...it's jon....your turn to count FC. Found you first.

 

by FCatCS
1-21-04
FC meets Dystopian Rhetoric
Hi Dystopian Rhetoric
Hi FC.
Umm...what does you name mean?
Chuff knows...
.....that's my word................... .......................... .............................. chuff knows....
Well come on then - what does it actually mean then? eh?

 

by FCatCS
1-21-04
OpFlash is being a hippy ol' lefty again
Meanwhile the siamese aliens bob and bob v2 are flying past earth.
What the chuff is that? - it's got nothing to do with the cheese on the windscreen.
WAAAAAH. IT'S SENDING ME CRAZY
they lose direction and before you can say chuff cakes.....

 

by FCatCS
1-21-04
FC does a Poirot and deduces the reasoning
Look what your hippy shirt's done opflash.
It is somewhat ironic isn't it.

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
Once upon a time FC and Nero were watching a film....
He's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna work out great - He'll take out those 13 Germans with no problem.
He's gonna die - Everything's pointing toward an anticlimax - I think we've all gotta accept this beforehand.
....but even though Nero was right he decided to bugger off for some reason....
Dude where the chuff have you naffed off to?

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
FC meets Megan...
Hi Megan
...Megan's not responding - what could possibly be the problem?....
...Dystopian comes in to help...
*pokes lol*
*pokes FC cause you have to do this in order to get a response - then she becomes all happy* *pokes Megan for a response*

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
FC meets Dave
could you play me a piece on your piano?
....umm....it's broken
just a min, what are you doing here anyway? You said you were going to be presiding over the courtroom today.
umm.....of course...thanks for remiding me....
wait a minute - you are neither a maestro nor a judge - you're a fraud aren't you?
....yes.

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
OpFlash meets a fellow demonstrator.
I love your shirt
...I was gonna say the same thing.
Lord British meets his soulmate.....
Tally ho there. Empire. Churchill. Let's reminisce about the war - what corking times........... ............ ................ ps. Did I mention Empire
I can't deny that I am slightly scared but he does pull off that union jack top superbly.
...as does Jon
I love you.............. .................... .................. ...................... ....................... ........................... ........... .......... I was talking to the hair.
Thanks...

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
Monkey chap and penguin bloke (pets of Saladin and Arch) were arguing over who was the best.
I be the best reprev/evil genius animal around. *dance dance*
Nay, I be. *wobble wobble*
Suddenly, just as they walked past the bushes.....
baaaa baaaaaa *stays stoned*
Our work here is done.

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
Those lazy chuffers at Evilplanet really are .....lazy chuffers.
Shall I kill them?
No, no - they aren't a bad bunch. They just need something to kick them into comic making mode.
What do you suggest?
DO SOME COMICS YOU LAZY CHUFFERS - YES I'M TALKING TO YOU
I dunno....this perhaps?.................... ......................... ........................ ........................ yes
Is that a close up of a shirt belonging to OpFlash?

 

by FCatCS
1-22-04
MooseyGoose was chillin one day. Self proclaimed king of useless posts.
lalalalala spam ta da spam ta da spam doot doot *pokes spam* tralala spam i'm so happy spamming.
All of a sudden though......*gasp* could there be a new king..........
hi i'm Fish_Man spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam - dont try and compete with me moosey spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
How the chuff can anyone compete with you? This action was necessary and beneficial to everyone.
just....remember....i'll always be the stupid twat-for-brains who's ....*wheeze*.... in my house slapping slappy fish with a large barge pole, in the gullet....*last breath*....*dies*

 

by FCatCS
1-23-04
FC pays a visit to the 'Inn' fast food outlet.
Eek...umm..it's only temporary...
Dave - This is a surprise. Didn't expect to see you here. What's going on?
What a strange range of food they have...
That's not what you stars tell me...Anyway, can I have a 'Burger-Inn', some 'Fries-Inn' and a 'Cola-Inn'? Thanks.
A new customer comes in - a vege (what be one of those doing here?)
I don't recognise you - What's your name? - and what would you like?
Umm....'Salad-Inn'

 

by FCatCS
1-23-04
Dave takes to the stage to perform his routine...
Things start to get ugly though after 5 mins of chessy grinning...
This is rubbish - You're a fraud.
Then Dave failed - He knew this to be the case when someone set fire to the stage. The end.

 

by FCatCS
1-24-04
FC meets DarkDesigns.
Ah, I have't come across you before - you must be DarkDesigns?
That be I.
So...umm...what are your dark designs? - is there some secret plan for world domination eh?
...look up there to witness my plan in action and behold my mysterious powers..
FC stares upwards to help Dark with his plan
Dude all you've done is turn off the lights...
Mwahahahahaha - I've plunged the world into eternal darkness - all will perish. .......... ......... ........ .......... ..... .......... ........... ........... ............ .......Shut up.

 

by FCatCS
1-30-04
FC meets Roain
Hey, I'm not sure how to pronounce your name but one interpretation rhymes with po-brain
it also rhymes with propane, which is what I'm thinking of pouring onto those stupid trousers of yours, before attaching a piece of string to them and setting the other end of said string on fire.
...umm..it also rhymes with so-lame....it also rhymes with ho-train...it also rhymes with cocaine *gasp* you ain't a drug dealer are you?
grrr...it seems I have no propane or string on me...damn...ahh but what's this in my pocket...some stale dough, that I forgot to finish of baking with so put in my pocket - I could throw it at him....
10 mins later, after the thick grey mist had disperesed....
boy did he feel the force of what I like to refer to as dough-pain...DAMN

 

by FCatCS
1-30-04
the nearly extinct brown bug-redeyes were travelling along one day...
Hey, why the chuff the colour change?...
We're participating in one of those dumn hippy liberal assed protests - this one is to save our species from extinction - one of the damn hippies thought it best we hitch a lift on his hippy jumper.
On arriving at the protest though, op realised he'd made a similar error of judgement as he had done in a previous adventure.
I've got to stop wearing these hippy tops all the time....why didn't I listen to FC?
The bugs then became extinct as the only remaining two on op's jumper were male. How ironic. The end.

 

by FCatCS
2-03-04
FC and J:Me ar at the local aquariam....for no particular reason.
Hey J:Me - you were warned I was gonna rip you about your stoner avatar right?
Right.
and that's why you changed it - to avoid having your scary picture dictating any forum persona you wish to show?
uhuh - you see I'm not actually a stoner, and thus having an avatar of me looking stoned simply isn't the image I wanna give people...
ahh...so that's why you chose a fat male cartoon character, all togged up in a kinky red leather devil suit, posing in a distinctly camp style...
....yes.

 

by FCatCS
3-15-04
FC was giving victorious dead a whuppin at chess when....
we won. we won. that is all.
but i was kicking your ass - and what's all this 'we' nonsense? there's only one of ya...
quiet you - for we are victorious. that is all.
...and answer me this. why, if your'e so very victorious, are you so very dead? eh? eh?
....okay so we lost. that is all.

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