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by nsusaint
6-29-05
I gotta find Michael Jackson.
I'm sure it can't be that hard, just go to hollywood and go in the opposite direction of the kids running.
i'm here to see Mr. Jackson.
I'm sorry my son, but Mr. Jackson was aqquited on all charges and will not be visiting us today in jail.
I've got an idea
And I am reminded, on this holy day, of the sad story of Kitty Genovese. As you all may remember, a long time ago, almost thirty years ago, this poor soul cried out for help time and time again, but..

by Spilt_Milk
12-07-04
I have good news, Slutface!
Oh yeah?
Yeah! We finally got our own TV show!
OMGWTF NO WAY!
However, I could only get you a job on the show as my secretary.
GODDAMN GLASS CEILING FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE!

by nsusaint
11-05-04
So I came up with a good idea for a movie sequel.
Yeah, what's that.
Well it takes place with Yasser Arafat is on life support and they get a look alike to work in his place. I will call it "Yasser".
Dude, that might just be the worst idea anybody could ever think up.
Hey, it's better then the idea of Daredevil 2.
True dat!

by Spilt_Milk
10-10-04
Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the dorms?
Are you a student here?
No I'm just visiting a few friends, why do you ask?
You wanna ****?
Dude, the girls at your school are skeezy.
I know, it's awesome! Well, except for the crabs. And these coldsores I'm getting. And the HIV.

by Spilt_Milk
10-10-04
A typical conversation between me and a girl I'm interested in.
So what is your outlook on love?
Well, my ex is a douchebag but I still sort of have feelings for him, but then this guy I sorta like now did something really ****ty the other day and I don't think I like him anymore.
Basically all guys suck and I can't even imagine having or even wanting a boyfriend right now.
Shot down without even getting to ask her out. This is a new low even for ME!

by Spilt_Milk
10-07-04
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nicotine Fit, LOL

by nsusaint
9-17-04
What do you think is better Star Wars or Harry Potter.
For sure, it has to be Star Wars.
Why's that?
2 words, Princess Leia. She is HOT!!!
Yeah your right, I guess only a petifile would pick Harry Potter over Star Wars.
That's horrible dude.

by nsusaint
9-16-04
You went down on him! How many!?!
Does it really matter?
Yes! HOW MANY!?!
37
37!!!! YOU SUCKED 37 DICKS!!!
It's ok, I had subway for lunch.

by nsusaint
9-01-04
Hey Bryan, have you noticed the connection with guys who are not getting laid making comics?
Nope, I'm getting laid.
So Mr. Owens, have you noticed the connection with guys who are not getting laid making comics?
Nope, I'm getting laid.
Hey, you're cute!
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY LYING TO ME TODAY!!!

by nsusaint
8-31-04
... and the cubs lose 15 to 7.
... and the cubs lose 7 to 6.
Man, I really need football
... and the bears lose 17 to 13
I need some beer.

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