Oh, you didn't like Pete? I figured you'd like each other.
No, it's not that, I just guess I'm too lover-y or something. I scare guys off because I'm too romantic. They're all looking for someone to just screw around with, I want something more. Marriage.
Weird, I figured you'd like each other. What did I do wrong?
Oh Russ, you didn't do anything wrong, you're just straight!
