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by kaufman
5-27-20
Doctor, did I see you treating Mary Poppins this morning?
Yes, that was her. In the flesh!
You're kidding. What was wrong with her?
All sorts of things. Abdominal pain, shortness of breath, dryness, nausea, sliding up banisters, continually needing to pee, ...
Were you able to diagnose her?
Yes. It's supercalifragilisticketoacidosis!

by kaufman
5-19-20
We are the essential workers risking our health to keep you alive during this COVID-19 outbreak.
We are the hospital workers, grocery store workers, drivers, restaurant workers, public safety officers, everyone needed to keep society working.
Unfortunately, there just isn't enough PPE to protect us. They can't give us a bunch of N-95 masks.
It really sucks, doesn't it? We do this critical work, and there is no equipment to keep us safe.
So instead, we've been wearing these masks, and it turns out they're even more effective.
Because who in their right mind would want to get within six feet of any of us?

by kaufman
4-24-20
Hey everyone, I've got an idea. Inject yourself with bleach. It will protect you from the covfefid-19 virus.
Oh no, Uncle Ernie has died of the coronavirus. What will I do with him?
Just drop him in the washing machine, and your clothes will come out whiter than white.
Gee, thanks, Mr. President!

by choadwarrior
4-19-20
I just want to let you all know I've come down with a cough so I will be self-isolating...
I'm sure this is probably just a cold, so I don't want anyone referring to me using the C-Word...
I also don't want any rumors starting that I have Coronavirus.

by kaufman
3-26-20
Hello, Mildred.
Hi Sue, how are you doing?
hanging in there, but going a bit stir-crazy. You?
Just wonderful. My best day in ages!
Really? How come?
Those kids down the street TPed my yard last night.

by kaufman
3-17-20
I stepped out on the first garbage day since the lockdown. It was surreal. A desolate street, with neatly lined up trash and recycling in front of each house.
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

I suppose I should point out that you don't have to see all the rolls of toilet paper in a COSTCO customer's cart to know they don't get enough fiber in their diet.
by choadwarrior, 3-14-20

by choadwarrior
2-16-20
So I'm sitting there on my tuffet and you won't believe what happened next!
What?
A spider sat down beside me!
Oh my god! What were you doing on the tuffet?
Eating my curds.
No whey!

by choadwarrior
1-26-20
NBA legend Kobe Bryant was killed today in a fiery helicopter crash.
Helicopter?
More like Hella-Flopter.
Sorry. Clippers fan.

by choadwarrior
1-20-20
Why did you put up the Halloween decorations?
I put up the Martin Luther King Day decorations.
You put a skeleton on the door.
Yes.
Martin Luther King didn't look like a skeleton!
He does now.

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