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by ragu4u
5-24-13
Hmmm...Catholic school girls are so H-O-T....
Hey buster, back off. Did you forget who you are?
...but nowhere near as hot as the boys!
Now that's more like it!

by ragu4u
5-23-13
May I be helping you please?
I wish I was totally bombed! MORE WHISKEY, innkeeper.
Sorry, I no having liquor license but bombs, on the other hand...
*hic*...****!

by ragu4u
5-22-13
What's that, daddy?
It's from the I.R.S.
YOU in twubble?
Sort of!
I've been denied YOUR old age disability benefits.

by ragu4u
5-21-13
Moore, Oklahoma....5/20/13
"Oooook-lahoma where the wind goes whipping down the..."
"...plain!
Insensitive *****!

by ragu4u
5-20-13
There is only ONE God!
Oh, really? So that Trinity thing is a fake?
Pretty much.
I knew it!
Oh crud...I'm adopted!
And quit messin with, Junior...

by ragu4u
5-20-13
Hi, Reverend!
You best be here to get born again, boy!
You mean I gotta get BACK inside that bloody, smelly, wet, gooey hole it took me 9 months to get out of?
Trust me, boy....
...once ya get older you'll spend yo whole life trying to gets back inside that thang!

by ragu4u
5-19-13
Ned, you forgot this yesterday.
Is that the box of rotting, amputated body parts?
Yup. I guess you didn't see it.
After Ned refused to accept the box...
**** the Postal Service food drive.
Sorry Butch, but we distinctly asked for non-perishables.

by ragu4u
5-18-13
Way down South in the land o cotton...old times there are not forgotten..look away, look away look away Dixie land.
Oh I wished I was in Dixie...away...away...
Oh, there you is Miss Dixie.
Don't tell me. That horny assed, no tune carrying massa of ours be back on leave an he's fixin to dip his wick in me, right?

by ragu4u
5-18-13
Excuse me Professor, can this time machine take me back to when I was young and beautiful?
No problem...get inside.
Then I wanna go back to when "American Idol" was worth watching.
Get serious, there are limits you know!

by ragu4u
5-17-13
Now to watch the finale of "The Office".
zzt...pffft....zzzt....zap...pfft!
HEY! What the f...?
When "America's Rent-To-Own" says don't be late with a payment they mean business.
We'll let ourselves out, deadbeat!

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