A Day in Burke. - All these events actually took place- by FoxyGrandma1-23-03 A day at Burke What up dawg? Sure. It's all one big joke Mr Rivas, I got my tv taken away cuz I was watching porno Spencer, that is so cool! I love you man! I Love that school....seriously 1. Yo! you got a scuff on yo' jump mans! 2. Naww 1.Yo, really?!? 2. Yo! don' be playin wit me like dat!
Asian Baby by FoxyGrandma1-23-03 They find something in common. I'm Asian! OMG! So am I! Wow woW (backwards) Well bye Bye
My Stalker by FoxyGrandma1-23-03 This one is about my stalker. It's not really supposed to be funny. She annoys the hell out of me Hey Phil! What are you doing? Can I follow you?I'll be waiting at your locker after every class =) jesus christ. and eventually I will end up killing her. Me and Phillipa are best friends!!!!!!!!!! dear god save me A nice happy ending. Phil, be on my team in gym, sit next to me in homeroom. die. please die.
Jim Smith by FoxyGrandma1-24-03 There's a kid at my school named Jim Smith, he thinks he's ghetto. Yo what up. I be Jim Smith. He always talks about his dad's dealership. My dad owns a dealership, I'm a buinessman. He thinks he's cool. I be mad coo yo. ...right.
Alexa and I engage in a conversation. by FoxyGrandma2-26-03 One day, Alexa asked me a question. I answered it. What are you listening to? Taking Back Sunday I was perplexed, therefore I did not answer. Who are they taking it back from? ... I went home after that... I'm going to leave now.
An Absolute Waste of Time. by FoxyGrandma2-28-03 She meets a.... Hello. Ahoy. Wow, it's a pirate... You gotta love these plot twists!! You're a pirate. I'm a pirate. This is pretty awesome. Yeah, I know.
The Wise Words of Vicky C. by FoxyGrandma2-28-03 She has a message for the whole world to hear There's a seagull in everyone's heart. Me.. Seahawks...