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| I'm quite proud of myself. I've been a prostitute for fifteen years, and yet I'm still a virgin. | |
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| Sorry, but contrary to popular belief, pretending to have sex is still sex. | |
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| Oh, no. You don't understand: I have a wormhole in my *****. | |
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| Yep. My vagina is completely untouched by man. However, about one trillion sperms are now floating aimlessly through space. | |
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| Hmmm, I think the ending of '2001: A Space Odyssey' suddenly makes sense... | |
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