here pal, ur you no that Prince Harry guy? you're cool as fuck man, smoking weed and shit!
Why yes, I am Prince Harry, did you see me on the news? Well? Did you? I was effing marvelous don't you think? drinking underage and stuff, what a cad!
aye man, that wis pretty cool, ah thought ye wur all a bunch o' fannies in the royal family, like yer da, he's a dobber!
so do you think I'M the cool one now? not my pop-idol brother? do you think I connect with the commoners better than him?
If ye wurny a ginger cunt, ah'd vote fur ye!
I can't believe father made me smoke all that marijuana just to show these morons that he cares.