All comics by Gryden2k

Profile

 

by Gryden2k
5-09-01
I'm Gryden2k, welcome to my first comic strip!!!!!
I really hope you enjoy it!
Motherfucking cocksuckers.

 

by Gryden2k
5-09-01
Hi, my name is Sara... what's yours?
I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total oblieration.
Do you have a girlfriend?
I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
What are you on... and were can I get some?
And when it has gona past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where it has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

 

by Gryden2k
5-09-01
Hey Jesus... how ya doing?
I have a really bad hangover.
You've been changing water into wine again huh?
Yep. I got really hammerd last night.
So you going to die for my sins or what?
I'm thinking about it... maybe i'll just ask my dad to throw some lightning bolts at your ass instead.

 

by Gryden2k
5-10-01
Last night at Gryden2k Inc. headquarters.
Hey Stickboy wud's up?
A letter just came for you.
Watz it say?
Something about you being a bad speller.
Grrrrrr....
Don't hit me!

 

by Gryden2k
5-10-01
What the fuck are you supposed to be?
I'm a pop music singer!
Then you are my enemy.
Don't be a hater.
I'd love to get you alone in a dark alley and bash your head in with something heavy.
HELP!!!

 

by Gryden2k
5-10-01
Hey kid.
Yo yo yo whazzup my nigga!!
What?
Yo G that shit is wack... I be pimping my hos twenty-four seven beyatch..
Uh.... you're a 12 year old white boy..
My peeps be all up in the house kickin' it old school my brother!.

 

by Gryden2k
5-10-01
F IS FOR THE FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE HOUSES!
U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS!
N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS... THAT'S HOW I SPELL FUN!

 

by Gryden2k
5-12-01
A trip to the park.
Hey do you have any nuts?
Yeah... two big ones.
Can I chew on one?
No.
Why not?
Uh... yer a squirrel.

 

by Gryden2k
5-12-01
Gryden2k's first computer.
Computer activate death ray.
Computer hack into the FBI computer database.
Look, you better start doing what I tell you or I'm going to throw you out of the fucking window!!

 

by Gryden2k
5-12-01
I hate scooters.
What is it with those fucking gay scooters...
Whenever I see one I want to grab it and pound the fucker's skull in with it.
Fucking bastard scooter assholes.

 

by Gryden2k
5-12-01
Starbucks Sux
What is it with all these fucking coffee places all over the fucking place?
They don't even have coffee that tastes like coffee. It has all these fucking shitty flavors in it.
I like my fucking coffee to taste like coffee... is that too much to ask?

 

by Gryden2k
5-25-01
Hey Rachel would you like to suck my DICK / COCK / PECKER / WEINER / BONER / TROUSER SNAKE?
Oh you want me to GIVE HEAD / SUCK COCK / GO DOWN ON IT / PLAY THE SKIN FLUTE?
After that I could stick it in your PUSSY / CUNT / POONTANG / SNATCH / TWAT.
Hmm I sure wouldn't mind FUCKING / BANGING / DOING THE DEED / GETTING LAID / ROLLING IN THE HAY.
Then could I shoot my CUM / CREAM / JIZ / SEX JUICE / SPECIAL SAUCE on your face?
Ugh... NO you sick fucking pervert.

Showing page 1.