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This is a comic about my life. It's not always true, and it's not always funny. And it's almost never funny and true at the same time. "Some of us were made to suffer..."
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by Gunslinger
12-22-04
In the Spiderman comics, Spiderman invents webshooters for himself, but in the Spiderman movie, he just grows them out of his wrists. Which is it?
Maybe it's neither. Maybe his webs are fueled solely by his pent-up sexual frustration.
You mean like, the webs are made entirely out of his man-spooge firing out under extremely high pressure?
Yeah, and he likes, weaves it into webs as he shoots them. Cause, ya know, he's half spider.
This was an actual conversation.
So that would explain why the webs are white and sticky, but how does he get them to come out from his wrist area?
I dont know, probably a tube of some sort; there to ensure a constant supply of "web-fluid" to smother his enemies in. Those poor, poor bastards...
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