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  Gwar01  

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I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
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by Gwar01
1-10-02
My name is Hobocop. I used to be a dying hobo, and then the government decided to spare my life and give me robot parts.
Why would the government pay to have some hobo stay alive? You're part of the problem with America today, shouldn' they have just let you die?
No, now I'm part of the solution. Now that I have robot parts, I'm doing my part to stop crime where it hits the hardest.
Yeah, I've seen you policing the lines down at the soup kitchen. Way to go, Batman.
That reminds me- they're serving beef stew today. I gotta get back to work because the lines are going to be super-long today.
It's about time. It's gonna take me weeks to get the smell of feet, b.o. and vomit out of my clothes.
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