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I am an unambitious waster type character with a temper and a drink problem.
I hate you!!!
IN THE PAST
Hi! I am an unambitious waster type character with a temper and a drink problem.
I love you!!!
AND THEN:
We are in a spaceship.

Hey! Those are some pretty impressive manboobs!
Yeah, and check it out - I can lactate!
I really need to lay off the milkshakes.

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Congratulations - It's a boy!
Oh my god! I can't believe I'm a father! Does he look like me?
I'll just bring him in.
That WHORE!

Okay kid, here's the plan. I crawl through the vent and open the safe from the inside, you grab all the money and meet me outside.
Okay, but I keep meaning to ask. You're a giant beetle, what do you need the money for?
I owe my cosmetic surgeon $50,000.
Cosmetic surgeon? What did you have done?
I used to be a giraffe.

Oh my god, it's Stephen Hawking! You're my favourite theoretical physicist, can I give you a *******?
If you want, however I must warn you that I have a quantum bionic ****, so the results could be... unpredictable.
Bionic? Does that mean it's super long, and super hard?
No, I mean it exists in the fourth dimension.
FOUR DAYS EARLIER
What the-?

by DaveMonkey
2-27-09
Here I am. Just a monkey with no worries...
Uh-oh.
Bend over.
Anus and Anus...
...Putting the 'Ape' into 'Rape'

by DaveMonkey
2-27-09
Chasin' up mah victim/ Gonna bend him ovah/ stick it in his poop shoot/ I'm goin super-nova...
I like it when yo struggle/Me like it when you cry/ Give me such a feelin/ violate you when I'm high...
I'M BACK!!
Anus and Anus...
...Putting the 'Rap' into 'Rape'

I'd like to buy a screen protector for my iPhone, please.
You don't need one. It's impossible to scratch an iPhone's screen.
Really?
Unless you use a diamond.
And then you stabbed him in the face with a diamond?
Too bad they don't do face protectors either.

Hi. You sold me this telling me it would give me high speed wireless, but it turned out to be a loaf of bread.
Ah, but that's no ordinary bread.
No?
It's special 2Ghz bread with 512Mb bus. It'll help you surf the interweb faster, download free movies and play all the latest games.
I see. And why did you sell me a dead hooker and tell me she was an inkjet printer?
I hanged her with a USB cable and now I can't get the knot out.

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