Hans_Gruber  
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Anybody seen John Mctiernan lately? I want the rights to my F@$KING LIFE back! Mr. Mctiernan, I'm no longer an international criminal mastermind... I'm a F*%KING INTERNET CARTOONIST! So please, burn all existing copies and licenses for that travesty DIEHARD before it ****s on the next fifteen years of my life.

Oh and ladies, I look nothing like Alan Rickman.


by Hans_Gruber
11-21-03
Master, if the universe is not infinite, what's outside it?
Whatever is, it controls our nightmares. I'm glad I have you to protect me, television set...

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