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So this home is in your price range and in the location you want.
Looks good so far.
And I listened to what you wnated and this home has really good bones.
When I said good bones I did not mean skeletons in the closet.

What can I do ya for young feller?
I think a threw a rod in the engine.
Well let me take a look under the hood and see what we got.
Alex Rodriguez?!
The ****er just threw me in the god damn engine!

Doctor, Paul Allen is not responding to the treatment.
The co-founder of Microsoft?
Yes, doctor.
Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?

Top ten answers are on the board. Name something that you hated as a child but now love as an adult.
Green olives.
Foreign films.

How many times do I need to remind you to take out the trash? It's like the only chore you have.
I got caught up playing Fortnite. It's not like the trash is going anywhere.
If you don't have all the trash taken out in the next 15 minutes, I'm selling your console, shutting down the internet, charging you a portion for the electric bill, I'll...
Okay, okay. I'm going. Sheeze!
Huh. I guess if we just treat our kids like Trump treats the rest of the world, it actually works.

by batFucker
Hit this dog while on my way to work today.
Was driving along and next thing you know there's this dog and two pups trying to cross the road. I swerved hard. Then heard a thud. Turns out I hit the dog. It was awful.
Still can't believe I missed the pups.

by batFucker
Dude got ****ed today cuz I told him his wife was hot.
Turns out it was his daughter.
In my defense, she was a very mature looking 8-year-old.

by batFucker
Was on this dating site. Filling out my ****. Tryin' to find a match. But this **** is tough. And at the end of the day, I got no matches.
Maybe that picture of my dog's **** wasn't the best profile pic.
And of course that error I kept getting when searching for 12-year-olds was ****ing up my game too.

by batFucker
Went to the movies last night. Hadn't been in ages. Most movies suck now. No point in going.
Also I was banned from the theater for jerking it.
Didn't think anyone would notice, but I guess there were other people in line.

by batFucker
I hate drama. People talkin' ****. Fuck 'em. So sick of hearing this shirt. "Stop being so selfish." "Stop being so irresponsible."
"Stop molesting my daughter."
Just shut it, mom.

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