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I'm back from the gym. I'm going to take a shower and change.
Oh thank God!
What?
You've been an ******* for 20 years, I didn't think you'd ever change!

Wait. You call your farts a ****?
Yep. They are disgusting ick. You've smelled them. "D-ick"!
I'm afraid to ask but what do you call your ****?
"Mr. Willis".
Why Mr. Willis?
It's the name your mama calls it.

Why do you call your chin your "bottom fart"?
It's the bottom most face part.
Bottom f-art.
Soooo, what do you call it when your bottom farts?
Oh, that's a ****.

Ouch! You pinched my chin!
I pinched your chest.
Right. My chest skin, or "ch-in" as I call it.
What do you call your chin?
My bottom fart.

What's with the gun, Mike?
I'm going out to get some lunch.
You're going hunting on your lunch break? Please don't tell me you plan to field dress a deer in the break room.
Nothing like like. I'm going to get a chicken sandwich from Popeyes.

Thank you for shopping at Walmart. May I take a look at your receipt?
Why?
Store policy. We want to make sure you haven't left anything behind or forgot to pay for something.
But why?
Again, store policy.
But I'm white!

I'm not sure why you need to practice your ventriloquism in the bedroom, but whatever. Go ahead.
R E S E P C T. Find out what it means to me...
Uh, why do you insist on using your ***** as your ventriloquist doll?
I've named the inside of my ***** "Urethra Franklin".

My hotel in Italy comped me a full body massage.
From a man or woman?
Short, round, hairy Italian dude.
How did you keep from getting a boner?
I closed my eyes and pictured a short, round, hairy Italian dude.

Well, well, well. If it isn't Eddie Money.
It is. So are you going to let me in or not?
Not. I've got video footage from several hotels that would not warrant your enterance.
Oh yeah? Well I got...
Don't say it!
Two tickets to Paradise!

Don't you feel bad playing grab ass all day with Carol?
Why should I?
Well, I know it's consentual, Carol talks about it all time, but you both are married.
Oh, that. My wife is actually very encouraging about it.
Really?
Yeah. Every morning when I leave, she tells me to have a great day at work.

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