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by choadwarrior
A long time ago, in a casting office far, far away...
I heard you have good news for me!
Remember that audition you did for The Star Wars? 20th Century just called and you got a part!
It isn't Biggs, is it? I'm pretty sensitive about my weight and I'd hate to be teased about being the big guy named Biggs.
No, you're going to be Biggs' wingman and you have a close-up death scene after you take out some enemy guns so the heros can win the battle.
I'm in. What's this guy's name?

by choadwarrior
I'm confused.
The sedation is wearing off.
What happened?
I had to fill a few cavaties.
I came in for a tetanus shot.
You can clean up in the sink.

by AngryAmerican
"I understand some people were upset with my choice of words when someone recorded me saying 'Grab em by the Pussy', a term which by the way I have since trademarked.
Bearing that in mind, I'd like to offer some non trademarked alternatives. Things like: Cuff Their Muff, Snag Em By The Quim, Grapple Her Brat Chute, Hook Some Cooter, Snaggum By The Snizz...
...Great, huh? Or you could go with Grip Em By The Lips, Grasp Their Nay-Nay, Grope Dat Puss-Say or even, and I'm just throwing this out there, Caressing Their Vulvas Lovingly. Like a Boss.

by choadwarrior
One of our faculty has been nominated for the Wang Award
I don't know what that that is, but I want that award...
It's not what you think.
...even if I can't display it on my bookshelf.
I happen to know the person it is named after.
Milton Berle?

by UnknownEric
Touch you once
Touch you twice
Won't let go at any price
Dammit, man, get your hand out of your pants!

by choadwarrior
Eureka! I've finally discovered a way to sex fossils.
How does it work?
Brace yourself.

by choadwarrior
Sooo...I just talked to God and He wants ritual circumcision for all the men.
Sounds fun! What is it?
We slice off the foreskin because He says it was a mistake what with all the funk wandering the desert causes up there.
Slice off. With a knife?
Unless you can think of something better.
Can we just wash our ****s?

by choadwarrior
Did you lose weight?
You look different.
I bought bigger pants.

by umfumdisi
What time is it, Pa?
Don't rightly know, boy.
Just look at yer phone.
Can't remember where I left it.
Is that why we're at the dead body hospital?
Nah, that's 'cause we're necrophiliacs.

by choadwarrior
How's the carne asada?
Es muy bueno.
But it will make you all farty.
So you can enjoy it twice!

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