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by HeavyDuty
8-17-04
Here is a story about a little boy who was sitting on the curb, minding his own business with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles and the Priest that bugged him.
What's that you got there little boy?
This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine.
I'd have to say you're wrong there. The most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.
Uh, what happened to the Priest that was supposed to be in this skit?
YEAH! Take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson.
Uhhh.... He's been "relocated" by the Pope. They paid me off not to tell why.
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