people HeavyDuty is following

Appleart, DARN_TUTEN, DORKMAN, HeavyDuty, mmyers, Oddwalls, PenguinPS, psikobill, smamurai, TheBlairZip, Uncannyguy, VwlsRStpd, xaminmo


latest comics from people HeavyDuty is following

by smamurai
8-02-11
I need help Dad. I had sex with a melon last night
Son it's normal to experiment. You don't need help. Just don't tell your mother
But I can't get it out of my arse

by smamurai
4-10-11
Jesus Christ! What were you doing last night?
Battling scourges and wankpots
Delicious
I just hate scourges and wankpots
I ****ed up. I just checked the definitions for scourges and wankpots on dictionary.com. It didn't mention orphans or wheelchairs anywhere.
I'll be honest with you. I thought they were the names of candy bars. Ha Ha, we suck.

by smamurai
4-07-11
HEY JIM! What waist size are you?
I'm thinking about getting you some skinny jeans for your birthday
Oooh nice
FUCKING RUN. HERE COMES JIM AND HE'S GOT A GUN

by smamurai
4-07-11
JIM! They left the car key on the table again
Dude, not the Ferrari?
Yes. I'm fed up talking about this let's do it for real this time
I get car-sick
I can't you prick. I'm a ****ing door
I call shotgun

by smamurai
4-06-11
Hey new window frame? Where ya from? What are ya, oak?
Yeah oak. Templeton Woods originally.
Templeton Woods? Hey you might know Jim. HEY JIM! Get yer butt up here, your cousins just moved in.
I can't you prick. I'm a ****ing door.
Jim turn around, the stairs are just behind you.

Does this photograph make me look old and ugly?
Only if you hold it like that. Try covering your face with it.
by smamurai, 4-04-11

by mmyers
11-13-08
I just got my 6 month review after my 10th month of being here.
What'd it say?
She said I needed to make more responsibility.
And what'd you say?
I told her I was responsible for gas being expensive, the war, and the Nutty Professor movies. I figure that's a pretty fair amount of responsibility.

by mmyers
10-28-08
I thought you said our lemonade stand would be swamped with business.
It should be. I don't get it.
I think it's the sign. It's bothering people.
Adults love it when kids misspell things on signs. They think it's cute.
"Cunt-ry Timə Ləmon-AIDs 25ยข"
Maybe it's just getting too cold for lemonade.

by mmyers
10-23-08
Go to school, Joel. Learn something.
Dat's-a Rebecca de Mornay.
My nose pores are clogged. I could really use one of those strips that cleans them out.
Dat's-a nasal strip by Biore'.
I'm gonna eat ya!
Dat's-a Moray...eel.

by mmyers
10-23-08
So let me get this straight, I blow myself up and I go to Heaven and get a bunch of virgins?
Um, not quite. You get $300 in Allah Fun Bucks.
And what good will that do me?
There are all sorts of prizes you can get with Allah Fun Bucks. Just blow yourself up, you'll see.
Later, in Heaven...
I'll take the plastic spider ring...and the Rubix cube...and...oh man, I wish I could buy the clock radio.
Hey, if you're lucky, I'll reincarnate you and you'll get to blow yourself up again. Then maybe you can get that guitar on the wall.

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