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It took some doing, especially with the pandemic going om, but with hard work and most of my life savings, I'm finally living my life-long dream of owning a janitorial business...
Nothing can stop me now!
"NO JUSTICE!!! NO PEACE!!!"
I wonder what's going on outside my huge, unprotected store front window?

"NO JUSTICE!!!! NO PEACE!!!!"
Look at those fools!
Yeah, FOOLS!
"NO JUSTICE!!!! NO PEACE!!!!"
All because a white cop choked out a black man?
Yeah. BLACK!
"NO JUSTICE!!!! NO PEACE!!!!"
I really hate it when you just repeat everything I say!
Yeah. EVERYTHING!

...and that's when I said ALL lives matter to the group of red bandana-wearing black guys.
Bloods.
They were vampires???
No, you idiot! Gangbangers!
As in orgies? That explains why they each took turns butt-****ing me!
My head hurts!

Help me...
I'm.........dying.
*GASP*
No one told you to shop at a down-town Minneapolis Target in the middle of an Anti**** riot, moron!

by kaufman
5-27-20
Doctor, did I see you treating Mary Poppins this morning?
Yes, that was her. In the flesh!
You're kidding. What was wrong with her?
All sorts of things. Abdominal pain, shortness of breath, dryness, nausea, sliding up banisters, continually needing to pee, ...
Were you able to diagnose her?
Yes. It's supercalifragilisticketoacidosis!

Wow...
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
My six-feet social-distancing electro-shock force-field really works!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!
Feel the burn, *****!
Ay! Ay! Ay! Ay!

Dammit, I can't get past the super-goblin!
A2 up, then B1 left, moron!
You're an ofice plant... What do you know?
JUST DO IT!!
Okay, A2 up, then B1 left and... Wait. WTF?? The screen went blue! AAAAAAAAAAA!!!
That'll teach for listening to an office plant! MORON!!

by kaufman
5-19-20
We are the essential workers risking our health to keep you alive during this COVID-19 outbreak.
We are the hospital workers, grocery store workers, drivers, restaurant workers, public safety officers, everyone needed to keep society working.
Unfortunately, there just isn't enough PPE to protect us. They can't give us a bunch of N-95 masks.
It really sucks, doesn't it? We do this critical work, and there is no equipment to keep us safe.
So instead, we've been wearing these masks, and it turns out they're even more effective.
Because who in their right mind would want to get within six feet of any of us?

Pokey runs into a coughing Chinese girl...
AAAAAAAAAAAA...
*cough*
...AAAAAAAAAAAA...
*cough*
(His reaction was expected.)
...AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
*cough*

Hey, Jesus... I beat the Coronavirus!
Yeah, I had to take a ****load of hydroxychloriquin, which ate away my skin, but I beat it! YAYYYY!!!
Yay.
Why do you have a mask on? I mean, being the Son of God, don't you have some kind of super-immunity?

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