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Peter Pan tries to abduct a young asian girl.
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| My name is Peter Pan, do you like my tight green clothes? Come with me little girl. | |
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| No. I heard what you did to Wendy in "Neverland", more like Never-Come-Back-Land! | |
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After a failed attempt, Peter opts for a more westernized flavor.
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| How about you, wanna come to Neverland? I got a full cup of fairy dust and no one to use it on. | |
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| AAAHHHH! You scare me and you smell like whiskey. I am going to call my dad, he is cleaning his shotgun. DAD!!!! | |
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After two fails from females, Peter tries to attract one of his own.
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| Hey man, why don't you come to Neverland, we got all the booze you want, and you don't need a paper bag to hide it. | |
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| Maybe later Peter, I have some business to attend to at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. | |
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