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*Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!*
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| Why is your car making that noise? | |
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*Meow! slurrrrrrp! Mew! Slurrrrp!*
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| That'll be my new Cat-a-lick-tick convertor | |
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| I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable. | |
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| And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around? | |
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| From now on, you can't be here during a showing. | |
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| Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing. | |
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| I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect. | |
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As you can see, the trim is all original...
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| Oh, I just adore original wood! | |
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| Is that what you call your husband? | |
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Now onto the second floor.
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| This must have originally been an unfinished attic. | |
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| Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s. | |
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| You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here. | |
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| You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home. | |
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| So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it... | |
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| That must be realtor speak for 8am. | |
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| ...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables... | |
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| Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. | |
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| ...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog. | |
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| Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room? | |
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| Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market. | |
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| Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this? | |
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| This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****. | |
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| How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger. | |
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| Oh no, I should have asked you before I came home with you ... You're not circumcized, are you? | |
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| Uh, I am. What's the problem? Reduced sensation for you? | |
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| Oh no, nothing like that. It just means you'll have no ... | |
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| Hey, wanna go back to my place? | |
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| That's a pretty bold line. Care to tell me what you've got that will make it worth my while? | |
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| I happen to know that this is a FOUR-panel comic, which means that I can last 33% longer. | |
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