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CowTipper, Externalization, HCRoyall, ivytheplant, leildavid, mrlogic, retard, Smurph


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by Smurph
5-21-12
Poor old Robin Gibb. Another disco legend dances off this mortal coil. The world is a less funky place without him.
And of course we have to refer to them as 'The Gee' now too.

by Smurph
4-18-12
TIMES 6!
Interesting.
Gross.
LOL
Gross.

by Smurph
4-18-12
Fuck your possessions!
Let's blow **** up and mess with people!
AHH!
It was you all along!

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
I thought I told you not to be here when people visit. It makes them uncomfortable.
And it doesn't make us uncomfortable to have unsupervised strangers around?
From now on, you can't be here during a showing.
Actually, according to the state police, I have to be on the premises for each showing.
I'm just going to let that hang there for maximum effect.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
As you can see, the trim is all original...
Oh, I just adore original wood!
Is that what you call your husband?
Now onto the second floor.
This must have originally been an unfinished attic.
Yes, because bedrooms didn't exist in the 40s.
You know, it would be so much nicer to look at if there weren't all these moving boxes here.
You know what would be nicer? If people weren't traipsing through our home.

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
So this is how it works: We bring house hunters over whenever we feel like it...
That must be realtor speak for 8am.
...you have to leave the house so potential buyers won't be uncomfortable pawing through your valuables...
Yes, we wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable.
...and you clean up the place so it looks like you live in a catalog.
Question: Do people who live in catalogs have human skeletons in the dining room?

by ivytheplant
4-12-12
Hi, this is a realtor. Your landlord is putting the house on the market.
Oh, that's unfortunate. When are they doing this?
Tomorrow.
I...see.
This is just a courtesy call to let you know why strangers will be ogling your ****.
How courteous of our landlords to pass the buck to a stranger.

by ivytheplant
3-10-12
You know how everyone dismissed my concerns over relocating?
Yeah?
Well, **** Connecticut, **** New England, and **** the East Coast.
I take it things didn't work out so well.
Anal warts would have been a far more rewarding experience than this godforsaken dump.
And cheaper to cure.

by HCRoyall
2-22-12
Can you spot the Stephenie Meyer character with depth and charm?

by ivytheplant
1-17-12
Hey, did you know you can buy commemorative placenta necklaces online?
What in god's name for?
Apparently it's a "keepsake reminder of the birth."
Isn't that what the baby is for?
Your mom's birthday is coming up.
I already bought her colon polyp earrings.

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