people Jael is following

BigEvilDan, bunnerabb, DexX, gabe_billings, ObiJo, Spankling, wirthling


latest comics from people Jael is following

page 2

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
What is it?
A cease and desist letter from BP.
About that video you put up on Youtube?
Yeah...
And the weaponized anthrax I sent to the CEOs house. Apparently he's allergic.

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Fuck you.
What?
I checked Wikipedia. It said gravitons ain't real.
How the hell you do that? We're in the middle of nowhere.
My iPad, dummy. You think I checked it on a can of beans?

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
No ****, they ain't. Lessen you dial down the containment field and uncouple the mag drives.
What the **** are you talking about?
Damned if I know.

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
Did you know that 35% of the vegetables eaten in the US are in the form of fries, potato chips and iceberg lettuce?
Seriously?
It's true.
Fuck that's depressing.
No kidding. Hey, you want to go grab a burger?
Sure.

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
Ok, so I've got four bodies each cut up into six pieces. Only five pieces will fit in the trunk at once.
Roundtrip to the dump is 8 miles. The car gets 14 mpg, and there's 2 gallons left in the tank.
Ok, gimme a second. I'm great at math puzzles.
What math puzzle? I just wanted to borrow $20.

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
Ok, let's go over it again. When they come in the door, you take the short one with the bat while I taze the big one.
Right. Then we duct tape them both to chairs.
When that's done, I get the gas cans out of the car.
Maybe it's just me, but this seems a little overboard for a surprise party.

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper?
And just ****ed your girlfriend on your kitchen table?
A garbage truck?
You suck at riddles.
Gimme one more hint.

by gabe_billings
7-21-10
My new SUV is awesome. It's got all sorts of bells and whistles.
Like what?
There's a TV. I just watched this Funniest Home Video of some kid on a big wheel getting backed over. It was hilarious.
Oh, snap. I guess that explains why Jimmy never came in for dinner.

God I'm sick of looking at you.
How do you think I feel?
by gabe_billings, 7-21-10

by gabe_billings
7-20-10
It's so raw, so visceral... I've never seen anything quite like it. I must have it.
It really is an amazing piece. I'll admit, the first time I saw it, I wept.
How did the opening go?
That bum with the weird hat snuck in looking to swipe something off the buffet and ended up ****ting in a corner.
Christ. That's all we needed.
It's ok. I ended up selling it to some pretentious ****wit for $12,000.

« Newer comics | Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page