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by gabe_billings
What is it?
A cease and desist letter from BP.
About that video you put up on Youtube?
And the weaponized anthrax I sent to the CEOs house. Apparently he's allergic.

by gabe_billings
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
Fuck you.
I checked Wikipedia. It said gravitons ain't real.
How the hell you do that? We're in the middle of nowhere.
My iPad, dummy. You think I checked it on a can of beans?

by gabe_billings
One day at the ranch...
So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!"
No ****, they ain't. Lessen you dial down the containment field and uncouple the mag drives.
What the **** are you talking about?
Damned if I know.

by gabe_billings
Did you know that 35% of the vegetables eaten in the US are in the form of fries, potato chips and iceberg lettuce?
It's true.
Fuck that's depressing.
No kidding. Hey, you want to go grab a burger?

by gabe_billings
Ok, so I've got four bodies each cut up into six pieces. Only five pieces will fit in the trunk at once.
Roundtrip to the dump is 8 miles. The car gets 14 mpg, and there's 2 gallons left in the tank.
Ok, gimme a second. I'm great at math puzzles.
What math puzzle? I just wanted to borrow $20.

by gabe_billings
Ok, let's go over it again. When they come in the door, you take the short one with the bat while I taze the big one.
Right. Then we duct tape them both to chairs.
When that's done, I get the gas cans out of the car.
Maybe it's just me, but this seems a little overboard for a surprise party.

by gabe_billings
What's black and white and red all over?
A newspaper?
And just ****ed your girlfriend on your kitchen table?
A garbage truck?
You suck at riddles.
Gimme one more hint.

by gabe_billings
My new SUV is awesome. It's got all sorts of bells and whistles.
Like what?
There's a TV. I just watched this Funniest Home Video of some kid on a big wheel getting backed over. It was hilarious.
Oh, snap. I guess that explains why Jimmy never came in for dinner.

God I'm sick of looking at you.
How do you think I feel?
by gabe_billings, 7-21-10

by gabe_billings
It's so raw, so visceral... I've never seen anything quite like it. I must have it.
It really is an amazing piece. I'll admit, the first time I saw it, I wept.
How did the opening go?
That bum with the weird hat snuck in looking to swipe something off the buffet and ended up ****ting in a corner.
Christ. That's all we needed.
It's ok. I ended up selling it to some pretentious ****wit for $12,000.

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