King of Comedy II by Jeev4-26-05 I wanna be stand up a artist... So you got to be a little more funny... You don't help me either...
King of Comedy III by Jeev4-26-05 Ever think of a name for the scene... You speak a very bad english...
King of Comedy IV by Jeev4-26-05 So for the moment, you can call me, david koresh... Actually, the name is already taken... Furthermore, I doubt this lame joke will be apprecaited by our american friends... You must be french.
King of Comedy V by Jeev4-26-05 So make me laugh... All people must die. Sounds creepy... I've learned humor in a cemetery...
King of Comedy V by Jeev4-26-05 OK, let's try another one... OK.. You see, I met this guy, he had only one arm... Over.
King of Comedy VII by Jeev4-26-05 OK, Kids... Today, we have a professional guest... He gonna describe his work as stand up artist... Err... Can you repeat your name? David Koresh... OK... They are in sixth grade... Let's hope they did'nt catch this one...
King of Comedy VIII by Jeev4-26-05 OK... So how was your last auditions... Awful... Why? Your routine did'nt do well? Worst... The casting director was french.
King of Comedy IX by Jeev4-26-05 So maybe you can perform for the class, now... Yes.. maybe. They don't have any drums... This place sucks...
King of Comedy X by Jeev4-26-05 So what news in your show? I got this one... I know a man once... He fall on a bench. And then what happens, does it generate a comical situation? He hurts him real bad.
King of Comedy XI by Jeev4-26-05 Where did you get all that inspiration? It's just comical genius or do you work for it... I just watch people and learn from them.. And what did you learned? People die slowly.
King of Comedy XII by Jeev4-26-05 OK, Kids... Let's applause dave for his cheer ful participation. Clap, clap, clap... Er... No, Dave you can't be paid.
King of Comedy XIII by Jeev4-26-05 It was cool to let me introduce humor in your class, Vince. Well you know... Yesterday, I was too drunk to have a good idea anyway... You thing we could to that again. I would prefer not to.
King of Comedy XIV by Jeev4-26-05 Tonight, I play my show at Dead Rats... Do you wanna come? Honestly, no. Oh. Come on. No way. Moron.
King of Comedy XV by Jeev4-26-05 This school session was horrid... I'm glad that'over... so glad... Life sucks...
Vince's Outdoors Creepy Sex Show I by Jeev5-06-05 Life is so boring... Hey pretty boy? Do you want a drink? Shut up fucked up brain!
The new Season by Jeev9-22-05 Jesus! I'm so helpless! I goota go in Tunisia to defend The first amendement... Tunisia? My son, it is a third world country? Yes, indeed, Jesus... Full of arabs... I'm afraid, but you're right, my Lord! Won't be an easy trip Menwho!