All comics by Jeev

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by Jeev
4-26-05
Hi...
Tough audience...

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
I wanna be stand up a artist...
So you got to be a little more funny...
You don't help me either...

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
Ever think of a name for the scene...
You speak a very bad english...

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
So for the moment, you can call me, david koresh...
Actually, the name is already taken... Furthermore, I doubt this lame joke will be apprecaited by our american friends...
You must be french.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
So make me laugh...
All people must die.
Sounds creepy...
I've learned humor in a cemetery...

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
OK, let's try another one...
OK.. You see, I met this guy, he had only one arm...
Over.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
OK, Kids... Today, we have a professional guest... He gonna describe his work as stand up artist...
Err... Can you repeat your name?
David Koresh...
OK... They are in sixth grade... Let's hope they did'nt catch this one...

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
OK... So how was your last auditions...
Awful...
Why? Your routine did'nt do well?
Worst...
The casting director was french.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
So maybe you can perform for the class, now...
Yes..
maybe.
They don't have any drums... This place sucks...

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
So what news in your show?
I got this one... I know a man once...
He fall on a bench.
And then what happens, does it generate a comical situation?
He hurts him real bad.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
Where did you get all that inspiration? It's just comical genius or do you work for it...
I just watch people and learn from them..
And what did you learned?
People die slowly.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
OK, Kids... Let's applause dave for his cheer ful participation.
Clap, clap, clap...
Er...
No, Dave you can't be paid.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
It was cool to let me introduce humor in your class, Vince.
Well you know...
Yesterday, I was too drunk to have a good idea anyway...
You thing we could to that again.
I would prefer not to.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
Tonight, I play my show at Dead Rats... Do you wanna come?
Honestly, no.
Oh. Come on.
No way.
Moron.

 

by Jeev
4-26-05
This school session was horrid... I'm glad that'over...
so glad...
Life sucks...

 

by Jeev
5-06-05
Life is so boring...
Hey pretty boy?
Do you want a drink?
Shut up fucked up brain!

 

by Jeev
9-22-05
Jesus! I'm so helpless! I goota go in Tunisia to defend The first amendement...
Tunisia? My son, it is a third world country?
Yes, indeed, Jesus...
Full of arabs...
I'm afraid, but you're right, my Lord!
Won't be an easy trip Menwho!

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