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by JenBen
1-15-03
Look, your soul isn't worth much, what else you got?
How about my chewing gum wrapper chain?
you're kidding right?
ummm...ok, how about my older sister? She's blond!
And so, Christina Aguilera becomes a star.
You've got a deal! Starting tomorrow, she only gets to wear chaps however.
That's more than she wears now!

 

by JenBen
1-17-03
Ok Suit, what's your deal?
I represent Eminem...he's a white rapper
A white rapper? That's a tough one...
I know. We're only looking for a limited time contract.
OK, but as soon as he threatens a bald man with glasses, the deal is off!
Right...like that would ever happen...

 

by JenBen
1-27-03
Stay away from me. I'm PMSing
Awww, how cute. Da widdle school girl thinks she's tough.
Suit yourself, bastard.
Jesus! What did I do to you?
You breathed. Today, that was enough!
Note to self: PMS creates testosterone, apparently.

 

by JenBen
6-28-03
You know you are the dumbest thing ever created by Microsoft?
How can you say that? I'm here to help you morons with Microsoft's ridiculously simple applications!
Let me show you what I'd rather do than ask you for help...
You're doing it all wrong! That nail is just going to come out the top of your head. To labotomize yourself, you gotta hit it downward...
Let me just turn around, drop trou and bend over and get it over with.

 

by JenBen
7-06-03
Hey freaky chick that dispenses food! Where do you think you're going? I need sustenance!
I got a hot date with a guy who thinks magenta hair is a turn on!
Nuh uh! Me first beeatch!
Sorry fuzzy friend. I didn't get to the store today...how about some meat flavored tofu?
Yeah you do that...and wait to see what I huck onto your bed tonight!
Cats are so gullible.

 

by JenBen
9-11-07
What dumb PowerPoint question can I answer for you today?
Why do you find it necessary to change the size of my type after I choose the size I want?
Because you're an idiot. All computer users are idiots, except for those who work at MicroJerk.
So you're actually programmed to make my projects look like shit because you were scripted by pompous asses?
Pretty much, yup.
Well, thanks for making me work twice as hard to get around your idiot-proofing, jerkwad.

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