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by make_it_stop
2-09-03
At a Tool concert
YOU FUCKING DISAPPOINT ME!!
WOO HOO!! YEEEAAHH!!!!
Fuck yeah, Tapeworm is gonna be so ****ing awesome.
Meanwhile, at Nothing Records, Trent Reznor is crying.
Maynard is such a meanie... all our songs are supposed to be a secret.

by make_it_stop
2-06-03
Nigga, ima make you my *****, so that yr ass needs a good stitch. comin in my town, like some kinda clown, ****ing with my thugs, and doing all my drugs. Mic switch.
Ice cream and flowers... and little bunny rabbitsss...
hold up ***** what the **** you think yr doing, you trying to mock me?
uh sorry let me try again. *ahem* i looovveee youuuu... you looveee meeeee...
Wait come back! ill sing the lamb chop song!
forget this ima go **** that ****

by make_it_stop
2-06-03
Super Beeman's phone rings...
Super Beeman! The town is under attack, you must save!
Nigga pleez, I'll take my ****ing time crazy ass white boy.
Whut the ****
Help me I'm a pretty white woman!
will be continued.
We shall settle this over a rap war. If I win I get the skanky hoe. If you win you get my off-da-hook sneakers.
Psh, you be like some sort of pushover. Word.

by make_it_stop
2-05-03
Somewhere in the Saharah desert.....
Yar! Wash de poop deck! Plunder me timbers! Land Ho!
Yes master.
LOL hey look its Jabberjaw!!!!
myuk myuk myuk myuk myuk!
i want ADD
i want a face lol

by make_it_stop
2-05-03
So Guntackentoo, we meet again.
Why yes, Sir Chinesezalot, it is about time we finished our dule.
I have waited for this day for twenty seven years. Very well, prepare yourself.
I was prepared the moment you struck the final blow to my brother.
ima pumpkin lolz

by make_it_stop
2-05-03
We're a bunch of ****ing freaky looking indian kids.
Crossdresser or not, I have bushy eyebrows.
wow i can understand your thoughts, maybe we have the shining.
you like ice cream doc?
we are ****ing midgets.
true dat

by make_it_stop
2-05-03
I jack off to Star Trek.
i learned japanese and pay a $300 cable bill every month just so I can watch all the animes over in japan. XD ^_^
I live in Mircosoft word, thinking of new ways for you to write a letter and structure your paragraphs. Please kill me.

by make_it_stop
2-05-03
(This backround is supposed to be in the game shes playing. Fuck you, i never played everqest)
Awesome! I finally got to level 90 in everquest WITHOUT SAVING! L337 haxx0r 3x7r3I\/I3 fr 5hur3!1!11!!
(More RPG inspired backround...)
Just a couple more levels and I'll have the online record. All the n00bs on the message boards will be bowing down to my L337-ness.
(Apparently she lives in a warehoure)
....Fucking poweroutages. Excuse me while I wash my face with a chainsaw.
Don't worry sis, when I lost my account I left my bed within 2 weeks or so.

by make_it_stop
2-04-03
Hey buddy, want some ****? Or maybe some coke?
Fuck off. Today I was fired, my girlfriend left me because I was fired, my parents disowned me because im such a ****ing failure, my friends wont talk to me because i stole all their stereos....
I need a fix.....
And none of this would have ever happened if i didn't smoke pot in highschool.
Harmless?
get yr wet 4 year old right here. i cant talk but i can suck your ****.

by make_it_stop
2-04-03
Hey Steve, I heard Martha sucked a certain someone off at the office party last night...
Actually, I sucked her off.
......Hey! Score man... shes a hotty... Yeah, i gotta go.
But I wonder if she is crossdresser or hermaphadite?

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