More Fun Than a Barrel of Jesi by Jesus_on_a_stick8-15-01 I spy... ...with my little eye... ...something made of wood. This game sucks.
Sacrament by Jesus_on_a_stick4-19-02 Remember when I used to turn water into wine? Yup. I sure wish it would rain.
Cheapskates! by Jesus_on_a_stick4-19-02 and to think that all of this was bought at Home Depot for under ten bucks. What a bargain. I wish they had sorung for the galvanized nails.
The 11th Commandment by Jesus_on_a_stick4-19-02 That Moses sure was gullible. Shoulda added "Thou shalt not use the son of God as building material".
I was young and needed the money by Jesus_on_a_stick4-19-02 So I hear your mother was a virgin. That's right. Wasn't that her on the cover of 'Crack Whore' magazine last month?
Sacrament: Redux by Jesus_on_a_stick4-19-02 So I says to her 'Drink of my blood, eat of my flesh." Oh man, what'd she say? She said "Here? Now?" That's so cool. Then she bit a chunk outta my fuckin' arm.
In Passing... by Jesus_on_a_stick7-13-02 Here, here, gimme a funny point. What's big and purble and eats rocks? Dude... A big purple rock eater! I hate you.
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome by Jesus_on_a_stick7-13-02 All the children say... We don't need another hero. We don't need to know the way home. we want is life beyond... the Thunderdome.
That's great. by Jesus_on_a_stick8-22-03 So I bought myself a new ball glove. That's great. I joined a softball league and everything. That's great. Do you think they'll let me down to play on Tuesday? That's great.
Lightning Crashes by Jesus_on_a_stick8-22-03 Looks like a thunderstorm's rolling in. Yup. Kinda makes you glad they used wood for these crucifixes. Yup.
War! What is it good for? by Jesus_on_a_stick8-22-03 So I heard there was a war recently Yup, it was all over the television. Awesome Bombs exploding and eveything So who won? Last I heard CNN was ahead by twenty points in the ratings.
Everyone's a Critic by Jesus_on_a_stick10-11-06 So I tried out for American Idol How'd that go? How does it look like it went? Damn that Simon is harsh
Hard to Reach by Jesus_on_a_stick10-11-06 Remeber when I raised Lazarus from the dead? Yeah, that was pretty impressive. Right about now, I just wish I could scratch my nuts.
Get Your Shopping Done Early by Jesus_on_a_stick10-11-06 Do you think they'll let us down today? Probably not. Do you think they'll let us down tomorrow? Probably not. I guess there's not much point in making a Christmas list once again.
The Casting Cross by Jesus_on_a_stick2-27-07 I hear you auditioned for that Mel Gibson movie. Yeah. How'd that work out. I didn't get the part. They said I didn't look Jewish enough.
Run for the Border by Jesus_on_a_stick7-08-09 *sniff* *sniff* Dude. That's sick. I guess I shouldn't have held the last supper at Taco Bell
Beach Party Jerusalem by Jesus_on_a_stick7-08-09 Man it's been hot this week. I heard they're taking us to the beach tomorrow. Awesome! Somehow, this is not what I had envisioned.
Time Stands Still by Jesus_on_a_stick7-08-09 Do you know what time it is? No. My watch stopped two days ago. And I haven't been able to wind it.