Thanks for using "Ancestry.com". You'll hear from a relative soon.
Geez, I hope I find some family!
Day 7
Don't cry Bacon Man. You'll hear soon. Maybe this letter will....
No! No way! I got nobody. NOBODY, I tell ya!
Day 14: Be careful what ya wish for!
I'm the 7th son, of the 7th son, of the 7th son of yer great, great, great grand daddy who was George Washinton's main course at Easter! Can I borrow some CASH!
Uh.....Actually, I uh... I sprang from...uh... turkey bacon. Yeah! That's it! Turkey Bacon!
