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by deathtoradio
3-08-12
Smegma---smegma---ssssmmmmeeeegggmmma.
(sucking noises)
It almost doesn't sound like a real word.
(Slurp)
Well, it tastes pretty ****ing real. This isn't France, go wash your ****.

by deathtoradio
2-12-12
What if people christened babies by smashing a bottle over them like a ship?
Well, it's a boy. Are you ready for the christening?
Just point me to the baby!
I dub thee....Brian Christopher Flannigan! Now quick, hand me the champagne bottle.
Brian Christopher Flannigan 2012-2012

by deathtoradio
12-25-11
Honey, get the plunger for me! I took a taco bell **** and this thing is plugged up tighter than a ducks ass.
Maybe you misunderstood, I said plunger---not telephone.
Babe, I said bring me a PLUNGER. This is just some random mexican dude.

by deathtoradio
12-23-11
Hi, I'm Vinnie "The Chin" Giovanni. And I'm here at the docks with my "friend," Tommy to demonstrate Acme's new Kwick Dry cement. How's it going down there Tommy?
Glub, glub glub...
Another satisfied customer!

by deathtoradio
12-14-11
I've done it, Ben! I've done it!
Did you finally shave your balls? I told you, your wife would like it.
No! I've discovered the rebel gene! It proves that some people are more proned to rebel.
Nice.
Coincidentally, if you look at it under a microscope, it's in the shape of a middle finger.

by deathtoradio
12-01-11
Oh...my...gawd! What's with the long sleeves, are you cutting again? Why would you even do that?
Hey, what if you were so close to death, that you could smell angel farts?
I wouldn't settle for anything less than god farts.
What if he had Taco Bell?

by deathtoradio
10-08-11
Apples!
Oranges!
Apples!
Oranges!
Cantaloupes!
Yeah, okay. We were both wrong. You're sisters tits ARE roughly the size of cantaloupes.

by deathtoradio
10-04-11
I wonder if it's going to rain today. Hey, turn on the weather channel for me.
Yeah, incase you forgot...the weather channel no longer exists. Apparently weather men stop showing up for work when the undead want to chew on them.
But if it did still exist, I'm pretty sure the forecast would just be cloudy, with a chance of zombies.

by deathtoradio
9-08-11
So...what's the deal with the salt along the bottom of the door that leads to the basement?
There's SOMETHING down there and it's not human.
Pest control situation. Gotcha.
No, you don't understand...there's SOMETHING down there.
Yeah...that's generally what basements are for. That still doesn't tell me why you decided to season the doorway with salt.
Jesus! Nevermind.

by deathtoradio
5-19-11
What do you mean we can't find any donors? We're a ****ing sperm bank, offering money for spunk---I can't even GIVE mine away!
I think we need a plan.
I've got it! We paint Paris Hilton's face over the entrance, and write "cum dumpster," above it.
How well could that actually work? I know you guys are filthy, stupid, horny beasts, but...
You were saying?

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