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by TEDA
12-28-05
I would like to make a retraction of my previous statements implying I masturbate on the reserved day of the birth of Jesus.This is misleading and I apologize for saying something that is just untrue.
In fact, the only times of the year I don't pound my dumb ******y nuts is on Christmas, Easter, and by extension the whole weekend leading up to Easter (Good Friday and what have you). Here is why:
(Sunday morning)
Hey, I'm back! What have you been up to since I've been,uh, away?
Well, uh. Er. Hoo. Awkward.

by TEDA
12-25-05
Hey people, let's really remember what matters on this day.
After all, squeezin' is the reason for the season.
I'LL BE HONKING IT FOR THE HOLIDAYS
I am of course referring to my fat holiday nuts here. HNNNGH

by TEDA
12-24-05
Fuck yeah I'm clinching on my big fat veiner on Christmas Eve
CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING SQRRPPPPPLLPPPPP
Oh you fat son of a *****.
nnnngh...ho ho, my goodness!
Christ. it still has little chunks of cookies in it.
I ATE A HANDFUL OF LAXATIVES ON THE WAY HERE AND I COULDN'T QUITE GET TO YOUR STOCKING SO I SMUSHED IT NEXT TO THE FIREPLACE THERE

by boinky33
1-28-05
[ftc] [boinky33]
What's an SUV?
Sports Utility Vehicles. They're big gas guzzling automobiles that moronic yuppies drive.
[ftc] [boinky33]
Hummer?
[ftc] [boinky33]
Not right now, ftc. Maybe later.

by boinky33
1-27-05
kramer_vs_kramer: kramer_vs_kramer finally saw the movie Kramer vs Kramer and hated it, so he changed his name to Pluto Nash.
possums: possums talked in rhyme for 20 years until somebody finally told him that he was being annoying.
Scyess: Scyess picks his nose and eats it.

by boinky33
1-27-05
Fuzzyman: Fuzzyman went to every single taping of the Montel William's show until he died of scurvy.
not_Scyess: It was later discovered that not_Scyess was actually Scyess wearing a fake moustache. To learn more about not_Scyess, consult your local library.
Trippingbillee: Trippingbillee was certain that his cats could talk, so he would always sneak up on them to catch them conspiring against him.

by boinky33
1-27-05
Injokester: Injokester pees in public pools and writes a series of books about it.
Fuj: Fuj confessed to his whole church group that he uncontrollably yodels while masturbating.
allenhenderson: allenhenderson created a new dance called the"**** dead babies shuffle" but it was too complex and controversial to make it to the mainstream public.

by boinky33
1-27-05
Kr0n1c: Everyone thinks that Kr0n1c can name every single element in the periodic table, even though he never claimed he could.
thochaos: thochaos thought he saw Russell Crowe in an airport terminal once, but it wasn't him.
NooniePuuBunny: NooniePuuBunny was a writer for Darkwing Duck.

by boinky33
1-27-05
biped: biped discovered that while watching Howard the Duck on mute and playing a Barenaked Ladies album, it totally dubs in.
BigFrank105: BigFrank105 was invited to a party and went crazy with rage when he found out there were no crab cakes being served.
PhreakyChinchilla: PhreakyChinchilla had a crush on Jason Alexander, and when she told her friends, they beat her to the brink of death with wiffle bats.

by boinky33
1-26-05

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