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by crabby
4-11-19
I appreciate you agreeing to meet me in this bar at 5am to discuss your father's will.
He's our father Diane. You can act like a stuck up ***** all you want, but that isn't going to bring dad back from the grave.
I'm not your sister. I'm just someone very interested in learning more about you and thought maybe we could get a drink sometime.
You invited me to a bar at 5am to ask me out for drinks sometime?
Yes.
That sounds nice.

by crabby
4-11-19
How did your job interview go today?
Not well! The interviewer repeatedly told me that I had nice legs. He asked to take a few photos for their records, but it seemed very unprofessional.
I thought you were just trying to deliver pizzas on the weekends for a few extra bucks?
It's 2019 DAD! Nobody just "delivers pizza" anymore. You dumb fat ****. You ****ing piece of ****. Go **** yourself you ****ing ****.
I don't like your tone.
sorry dad.

by crabby
4-11-19
Sorry I'm late Bill. You'll never believe this, but Mark Wahlberg attacked me with a pair of scissors.
That sure doesn't sound like something Mark Wahlberg would do.
You know what, it was actually Donnie Wahlberg. Stabbed me with pencil in the neck.
Now that I believe. Take the rest of the day to recover. See you Monday.

I tried my first Honey Tangerine tonight. I didn't care for it.
by crabby, 4-11-19

by crabby
4-11-19
Bro, I meant to tell you this sooner, but I'm pretty sure those last vape carts I sold you were counterfeit. A lot of other people I sold them to got really bad migraines.
That would really explain a lot.
Have you been having migraines?
No, but I've been having a serious crisis of self. I've had multiple panic attacks. I've been questioning pretty much everything about myself.
I'm real sorry about that, bro.
It's cool.

by choadwarrior
4-09-19
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RAPUNZEL! RAPAUNZEL! LET DOWN YOUR HAIR!
Uhhhh I'd like to, but summer is coming up, so I just got it bobbed.
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DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A CVS RECIEPT?

by crabby
4-08-19
I was able to get you this interview son, but you're going to have to get the job. Good luck.
Now why should I hire you for the Junior Warehouse Team Member position?
Uhhhhh... My dad is Bill.
Work sucks!

by crabby
4-08-19
Dad, I need your help with a pretty serious problem. I'm not sure what my purpose is. How do I find meaning as the world seemingly collapses around me?
Oh, William. You're 17. You have plenty of life ahead of you to be worried every little second of the day. Go of and kiss a cheerleader. Just enjoy this time of your life.
I'm 47.
But that would make me...
You're 72, dad.
I was going to say a stroke survivor.

by crabby
4-02-19
This one is a bit of a fixer upper, but it has good bones!
I'll take it!
Maybe we should see some more properties. I have a few more to share with you.
Absolutely. Let's see some more options.
This one is a bit of a fixer upper, but it is conveniently located between time and space!
I'll take it!

by crabby
4-02-19
Just because Bill died right after telling me I was beautiful doesn't mean that it wasn't true. It's actually flattering that I was the last great memory he had.
Hey Will. It smells like **** in here. Is that you?
No. Bill had a brain hemmorage and died in here earlier this morning. From the looks of things he also **** himself at some point.
Do I smell?

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