people Kevin_TheComicMaster is following

mandingo


latest comics from people Kevin_TheComicMaster is following

by mandingo
5-21-12
THANK YOU JESUS! BUT OUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
yeah, i know where she is. i'm Jesus.
ALL THE GOOMBAS HAVE AIDS!
knew that too. pretty much know everything.
NOT SURE WHAT WE DO HERE!
want to hear how you die?

by mandingo
5-16-12
it always cracks me up hearing christians make fun of mormons or scientology. i mean, have they read the bible?
it's like listening to a kid who still believes in Santa make fun of another kid for believing in the tooth fairy
i'm so glad i had you stuffed, black Steve.

by mandingo
5-09-12
Kid Thunder!
Steve, my man!
Kid Thunder! where you been keeping yourself?
sock drawer!
that's a great nickname. were you a boxer?
nope. gassy child.

by mandingo
5-08-12
do you hear that in the ceiling?
no, but i hear something behind this door. you check the attic, i'll check in here
RAWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!
christ god no! PLEASE NO! PLEASE GOD NO!!!!
cake and pie all around!
yay!

by mandingo
5-07-12
huh, so it looks like i've thrown all my golf clubs in the lake except for two irons
a 4 iron and an 8 iron. but i need a 6 iron. i guess i could use the 4 and try to ease off a bit, but i think i'll use the 8 and really whack the **** out of it
who'm i kidding, even the gallery knows i'm just going to pile drive the caddy again
MMMF!

by mandingo
5-06-12
you know how we've all fantasized about killing someone?
no, can't say as i do. i mean, even the idea that such perverse thinking exists in this day and age makes me want to BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS HAMMER
well, would you look at that.

by mandingo
4-30-12
dude, i've got some bad news about your mom. we ran into each other at the mall and got to talking. then our hands accidentally touched. next thing you know we're checking into a hotel
christ! i don't want to hear this!
dude, relax. i'm doing that old trick where you tell someone the worst possible news so then the real news isn't as bad. the real news is that your mom was rushed to emergency and had a leg amputated
what?? how's that not worse?? what happened??
right, so we check in as Mr. and Mrs. Smith...

by mandingo
4-12-12
HAHAHA! i'm reading this Agatha Christie book from the 1920's. listen to this:
"The old ***** took the seat next to me. The smell! Mothballs! She was dressed to dance in that modern style that always looks ridiculous on old pussies."
wonder what that means - "dressed to dance in that modern style"?
the old ***** must have been a flapper

by mandingo
4-09-12
hey, Nick.
you! what do YOU want! haven't you done enough?? look at me! look at my life! YOU DID THIS!!
Nicky, my boy! got you a beer.
Ho Ho Ho! ...tastes a little funny...
look, i know there's nothing i can say but i'm going to try anyway because Step 8 is about apologizing to people you've... uh... well... SAY! does that suit constrain your arms AND have a butt flap??
oh good christ.

by mandingo
3-28-12
KNOCK KNOCK
FUCK! what do we do?!
DOORSTOP!

Older comics »

« Back to the Front Page