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by Johnny_Jenkins
2-01-05
Our naive hero shows you how not to act, with plenty of dramatic irony and hilarious consequences. Step 1. Make eye contect: -3 scene points.
Hi !
Get away from me.
Step 2. Smile: -5 scene points. Reference to emo: -8 scene points.
Is this Funeral for a Friend?
Close. It's Nirvana.
Step 3. Inadvertently quote Scratch Acid, or something: off the hook!
Excuse me Ma'am - I'm not using my body now, so you can play with it if you want to!
Swoon

by Touch_The_Clown
1-27-05
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FOR FUCKS SAKE! WHO KEEPS GOING ON NUDECELEBS.COM?!
What was it this time, Benji?
Ewoks.

by Johnny_Jenkins
1-19-05
Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that you appear to represent the cultural imperialists that are threatening my language.
If you say so.
Hundreds of years of culture down the drain! Rant rant rant!
I hear what you're saying. The need for effective communication must be balanced with the ability to fully appreciate the likes of Robert Burns.
Who?
Although in your case I wouldn't worry about either.

by Johnny_Jenkins
1-19-05
Apparently, language is more than aesthetics...
Every week, two languages die out on this planet! It's an insult!
I can't understand a word this guy's saying.
Language is a fundamental part of my culture! It's time everything should be printed bilingually!
If only I could communicate with him somehow.
Why should I have to make the effort? In schools they should replace maths with lessons on my language!
I'll just assume he's being aggressive - that's sure to work.

by Touch_The_Clown
1-19-05
Oh yeah! That was good!
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Why does he think its O.K. to masterbate in front of me?
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by Touch_The_Clown
1-19-05
Oh my God! This is horrible! I feel sick!
Whats wrong with her? She's been acting weird all day.
yeah, she passed out on the sofa and I sleapt on her lap again, but then when she woke up I had a huge erection.
So? That always happens. You always do that! Whats so different about this time?
Guess where I'd put her hand.

by Touch_The_Clown
1-19-05
Wow! This is cool! Am I on the internet?
Yeah, welcome to Stripcreator! Go ahead, tell a joke!
Why would I wanna tell a joke?
Well, what did you think this was for?
Hi! My names Andy, I believe that Kevin Smith is stupid and his films suck! FUCK FAT SMITH! HE'S FUCKING CLOWN SHOES!... ...I also wish to share porn.

by Touch_The_Clown
1-19-05
I love fancy dress, its so much fun! I like your costume!
Thanks, i'm just glad Prince Harry hasn't turned up after last time!
Yeah I know! I can't believe he did that! That sort of thing is obviously still on peoples minds, its just in really, REALLY! Poor taste!
Yeah, so are you meant to be from Dawn of the Dead, or Shaun of the Dead?
I'm a tsunami victim.
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by Touch_The_Clown
1-19-05
I hate this band! I can't believe I went out and bought all their C.Ds and videos!
They're always going on about how they love the Pixies, and they're trying to sound like the Pixies, and Frank Black's a genius, and how they wish they were in the Pixies!
They just want to be Nirvana!

by Johnny_Jenkins
1-18-05
Meanwhile, StarKitten_2003 performs a perilous errand...
Kind Sir - I must see the king! The entire realm is in danger!
I cannot authorize your entry to the palace. Now run along, flower.
You treat me most disrespectfully.
So what are you going to do about it, petal?
According to my Sorceress' Handbook, I must now be your girlfriend for three or more years.
In that case go on in.

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