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by umfumdisi
1-21-18
What time is it, Pa?
Don't rightly know, boy.
Just look at yer phone.
Can't remember where I left it.
Is that why we're at the dead body hospital?
Nah, that's 'cause we're necrophiliacs.

Caddysnack
by umfumdisi, 1-03-18

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
Ah, winter break. Left alone with my thoughts. I can finally relax and enjoy some peace and quiet.
~\ Oh, Christmas Tree! Oh, Christmas Tree! /~

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
I read.
I learn.
I recycle.
I am recycling.
I chop.
I surrender.

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
I can't believe it's been a whole year since Chen jumped out the window.
I know. They say that sometimes, when it's quiet, you can still hear his scream echoing down the halls.
Ooh, creepy.
And his coffee cup is still in the break room. Sometimes, when it's cold outside, that cup is full of steaming hot coffee!
Sometimes, when he gets really lonely, Chen thinks he should tell everyone that he faked his own death and has been living in the basement ever since.

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
I'd like...uh
Go ahead.
A...soda. And...er...an ice cream cone.
Is that all?
AND A WHOLE CHICKEN CHOPPED UP INTO NUGGETS AND FRIED!
What kind of sauce?

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
I have a letter here for Herm Itz.
Any Herm Itz here?
Herm Itz? Dammit!

by umfumdisi
1-03-18
All I wanted for Christmas was working legs.
I wrote Santa a letter. I prayed to God. I even sacrificed a goat in Be'elzebub's name.
*Sigh*

by umfumdisi
12-31-17
Help me and/or the resistance.
I can't. Im busy milking all these space boobies.
I guess now would be a good time to use the force so I don't die in space even though I died in real life.
I will destroy you, uncle, if it's the last thing I do!
No you won't! (well, kinda you will...maybe)

by umfumdisi
12-31-17
I've landed on a strange planet where the pudgy lifeforms have long red necks and bulging eyeballs.
I will attempt to communicate with the apparent leader of the tribe. It now seems excited by the prospect.
Would...you...like...an autographed...photo of...me?

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