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by umfumdisi
Can you at least shred these sensitive documents?
I will defeat them with my Wu-Tang style!
And by that you mean you will place them carefully into the shredding machine...and not chop them up with your ninja sword?
Yes, Master Chen!

by umfumdisi
Okay, let's start with something a little more simple. This is a watercooler.
But Master Chen, how does it cool the water?
I am so ashamed.

by umfumdisi
Master Chen! I seek training in your awesome knowledge.
I don't think this is going to end well.
Master Chen! I will not disappoint you.
Good, I need this report printed verso/recto, collated and bound; add a TOC and complete bibliography...with footnotes and appendices, of course.
Verso? Recto? Appendices?

by umfumdisi
At least things aren't as bad as in 2001
Chop Suey!!
Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? / Here you go create another fable / You wanted to / Grab a brush and put a little makeup / You wanted to / Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup!

by umfumdisi
I don't like it, Donnie. It's too small.
Come on, Melania.
It's not as big as what I'm used to, and it's too wide.
Just try it. You'll like it.
I guess. At least there was a black guy in there last time.
I hear he liked to use the rear entrance.

by umfumdisi
I don't see a broken chifforobe in here.
Oh, it will be broken...just like your ass after I'm done with you.
Wait, what's the title of this comic?
What does that matter?
I think there might have been a typo.
I think you better be the type o' handy man who doesn't want a bad review on Angie's List.

by umfumdisi, 12-28-17

by umfumdisi
Good evening, barkeep. I'd like to buy a round of water for everyone.
Water is free.
Well then, hop to it.
*Sigh* I know you're just going to turn it into wine.
Would you rather I passed around my blood?
40 waters, coming right up.

by umfumdisi
Are...are you here to take me home?
Sweetie, do you have any idea how many times I've heard that line tonight?
Approximately 83?
Damn, you're good. Ok, I will take you home.
Thank you, my angel.
You can cool it with the charm, Mr. Loincloth, I already said "Yes."

by umfumdisi
Darn thing's stuck.
I only have 20 tabs open with 10 funny videos and 10 cat gifs running!
Perhaps you should...reboot.

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