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AtheistDiary, Barf2, BigFrank105, biped, boinky33, Choobychooby, DragonXero, Gabu, Injokester, JESUSSANDWICH, jes_lawson, little_kitty, M3t4, MikeyG, NooniePuuBunny, possums, retard, Spankling, umfumdisi, xxausrottenxx


latest comics from people Kr0n1c is following

by biped
5-10-13
Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight?
No, sweetie.
Why not?
Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it.
Why, you ****ing *******.

by biped
2-25-13
You're outta the prom, Hargensen!
BUT--BUT--
"You're outta the prom, Hargensen! You're outta the prom, Hargensen!"
Hmmf! I'll show her!
Somebody hacked the school computer last night. You're outta the prom, Miss Collins.
WHY, THAT LITTLE *****!!!

by biped
2-11-13
BUUUUURRRRRP!!!
My butthole feels funny.

by biped
1-26-13
Say, *****! How 'bout a *******? Oh, YEAH? Well, **** YOU, too!!!
You should be ashamed of your elf.

by Injokester
12-20-12
I hate to tell you this Ben, but legally we do own you, and have every right to keep you nailed here to this cubicle.
What? Why? Because I'm black?!?
Nope, we slipped a clause in the fine print of your contract. Won't hold up, of course. At least not once you complain to the proper authorities.

by Injokester
12-09-12
Okay Sanderson, the company is bleeding money due to employee hand-holding. We need a slogan to promote self-sufficiency.
Teach a man to fish?
No good, if we don't provide training the staff will hold the company accountable.
Hmmm. How about "Teach a man to Google how to fish,"
"And you'll find out if he deserves to eat."

by umfumdisi
11-28-12
Brains?
No.
Later.

by umfumdisi
11-27-12
Come on...tell me.
No.
Please?
It's supposed to remain a mystery.
Because you work in "mysterious ways," right?
Yes. Plus, I can't remember which came first.

by umfumdisi
11-27-12
It is warm...
And it doesn't smell too bad...
And that hooker did tell me to "eat **** and die"...

by umfumdisi
11-27-12
Mr. Anderson, your kind is a plague upon the Earth. You breed; you grow; you age; you die.
Your stinking corpses fill the ground and contaminate the water supply. You humans are stray boogers upon the clean, white shirt of life.
You are the dog**** stuck in the treads of a new shoe. You are the wind beneath my wings. I love you.

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