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latest comics from people Kr0n1c is following 
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| Mommy, can we rent "Django Unchained" for my sleepover tonight? | |
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| Because--well, aside from all the awful violence--it simply has too many instances of the "N" word in it. | |
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| Why, you ****ing *******. | |
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| You're outta the prom, Hargensen! | |
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"You're outta the prom, Hargensen! You're outta the prom, Hargensen!"
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| Somebody hacked the school computer last night. You're outta the prom, Miss Collins. | |
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| WHY, THAT LITTLE *****!!! | |
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| Say, *****! How 'bout a *******? Oh, YEAH? Well, **** YOU, too!!! | |
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| You should be ashamed of your elf. | |
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| I hate to tell you this Ben, but legally we do own you, and have every right to keep you nailed here to this cubicle. | |
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| What? Why? Because I'm black?!? | |
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| Nope, we slipped a clause in the fine print of your contract. Won't hold up, of course. At least not once you complain to the proper authorities. | |
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| Okay Sanderson, the company is bleeding money due to employee hand-holding. We need a slogan to promote self-sufficiency. | |
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| No good, if we don't provide training the staff will hold the company accountable. | |
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| Hmmm. How about "Teach a man to Google how to fish," | |
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| "And you'll find out if he deserves to eat." | |
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| It's supposed to remain a mystery. | |
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| Because you work in "mysterious ways," right? | |
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| Yes. Plus, I can't remember which came first. | |
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| And it doesn't smell too bad... | |
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| And that hooker did tell me to "eat **** and die"... | |
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| Mr. Anderson, your kind is a plague upon the Earth. You breed; you grow; you age; you die. | |
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| Your stinking corpses fill the ground and contaminate the water supply. You humans are stray boogers upon the clean, white shirt of life. | |
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| You are the dog**** stuck in the treads of a new shoe. You are the wind beneath my wings. I love you. | |
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