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So what the **** am I doing here?
You hit "Random Comic" because its 3am and youre half asleep.
Bearing in mind im half asleep, this comic has no chance of being funny, does it?
Nope, its failure guaranteed. Within a few days it will be 1 starred by everyone on the site.
I cant even save it by saying "Wirthling Sucks"?
Ahhh , Billings you magnificent *******!

So , Jesus , youve been mocked now in almost every "Satirical" cartoon series in America.
Yeh , Seth McFarlane , Parker & Stone , christ even the simpsons had a few digs.
At what point are you going to drag your lazy ass off that cross and get with the smiting?
Are you kidding? I spent the last 3 years producing the Sex & The City movie
Thats the sum total of it?
Hallmark Channel , True Movies , Wedding Channel. Sometime soon ill break your spirit!

Can I ask office why youre blocking the entrance to my house?
Im afraid theres been a horrific discovery here sir, and we cant allow you in until the forensics team have finished their work.
It was just a Bryan Adams CD
Sometimes we have to protect people from themselves sir.

For too long my brothers , we have been oppressed by a government we elected to represent our views.
These vile leeches on society have taken all our freedoms , and forced us to conform to their own , twisted world view
Didnt we all just hatch from pods on the hive mother?
SECURITY! WE HAVE A COMMUNIST!

This is a public service announcement for the "Israei's without Guns" Society
Every day as many as TWO rockets land somewhere in a field miles from anywhere, causing death and destruction to the local insect population
For just 23 Billion Dollars a year, you can provide white phosphorous rockets, and really big **** off helicopters to ensure this never happens again.

Hi, Welcome to MacDonalds. Now **** off.
What the? Youre on strike even though the restraurant is open?
Damn straight. Now get out before i fry your McNuggets in our deep fat friar.
Howabout you suck my **** and give me free meal before i go back to my job with the INS.
Erm , can we negotiate to say, Fi Dolla?
Nice to know that inflation doesnt affect immigrant wages.

I told you mother****er. 2000 years it took me , but now more people believe in Santa than Jesus.
True , but you dont have a fanatic with the worlds largest arsenal of nuclear weapons to do your bidding.
Shit
How are my shares in the Coca Cola company doing?

The problems pretty simple boss. Someone jammed all the doors shut on the lower levels. The people can only get out of the lift goes to the higher levels.
The only way is up, Baby! For you and me from now on.
You know boss, you might want to get security down here. Ive got a suspect.

Cmon Doc, lets go. The whole lab is in meltdown, the mayors ordered an immediate evacuation of a 20 mile radius. This is the big one doc.
Were in the middle of a Chain Reaction, you get a medal if youre lost in action!
To hell with medals, the crazy lady can do what she wants. Come on Doc.

Ive done all i can for her officer. Shes in a pretty bad way. That truck hit her doing at least fifty.
Its not right, but its okay, im gonna make it anyway.
Shes not dead folks. This is just her career.

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