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| I'm not going to say that I'm the best driver in the world. God knows I have my moments, but why is it that I'm the only person on the road who seems to have a firm grasp on the use of the merge lane? | |
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| I mean, we all know it's called the merge lane, right? And since we all know that, you would think that people could figure out that it's the lane that you use to merge. | |
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| And more importantly, that it is NOT THE LANE YOU STOP IN AND WAIT FOR ALL THE TRAFFIC TO PASS BY YOU WHILE 30 CARS BACK UP BEHIND YOU WAITING FOR YOUR DUMB ASS TO MOVE! | |
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| AND WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT, WHAT THE FUCK MAKES YOU THINK THAT I CAN READ YOUR MIND, AND THAT I KNOW YOU'RE PLANNING TO CHANGE LANES TO WITHIN 2" OF MY FRONT BUMPER. | |
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| I guess really the thing I'm getting at is the fact that people in general seem to have a tendency to just not think before they undertake certain activities or behaviors. | |
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| The result of this is something that I call, "Doesn't that hurt?" Syndrome. The name is derived from the first thought that comes to my mind : "Doesn't it hurt to have your head so far up your ass?" | |
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