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My parents are coming over, Mini-Clango, so I won't need you to push up my glorious breasts today.
Okay.
You can put your arms down.
Thank you... I feel like an IDIOT standing here like this!

Have you recovered yet from your talk with President Trump?
No.
Oh.
Will you ever?
Not sure.

I was too lazy to come up with dialogue for this random layout...
But, do I really need to?
I mean, a comic where Overreacting Randolph is listening to Donald Trump talk kinda writes itself, don't you think?

Dude... What happened to your the shape of your head??
What do you mean?
The right side of it is all flat!
Oh, that... I got trashed last night and passed out leaning against the panel wall, face first.
?

You killed Lance?
YES!!
Why did you kill Lance?
BECAUSE, HE ASKED MY WHY I KILLED KATE!!
*GULP*

*BLING*
There you go... Your bedding is now Giza DreamsĀ® Sheets!
I hear they're soft, yet durable.
So's my *****!
Ha, ha... Wait. What?

Halloween isn't until Thursday, Butch...
So..?
So, what's with the mask?
It's not a mask... I fell asleep while riding my Harley, leaned over to the side, and sc****d off my face on the asphalt.
I know you don't own a Harley... Wanna tell me what really happened?
The ***** I was stalking threw acid in my face!

Meanwhile, back at Bill's part-time Starbucks job...
Hey, boss... Is it okay if I take the Air Dick outside for a smoke break?
"THAT'S ITS THIRD SMOKE BREAK IN THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES!!!"
Is that a yes?
"GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK!!!"
Is that a no?

My first trip to the Vatican... The holiest of holy places on Earth!
I can feel the reverance... I can feel the Lord's spirit passing through my soul as I stand here! Yet, something's missing...
HEY, FRANCIS!!WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE HORNY, YOUNG ALTAR BOYS??

I've never dumped on a sand dune before...
I've never reverse cowboy'd a sand dune before... It actually feels really good!
Oh, God... Here it comes!
Oh, God... I think I'm gonna CUM!
*OOMPH*
UUUUUNNNGGGH!! NUUUUNNNGGGH!!!

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