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Are you sure we're all alone out here?
Yes... We're twenty-three miles from the nearest town!
So, you're saying it's safe to ****?
IT may be safe, but YOU are a different story!
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So, how long you been a "madame", madame?
30 years.
How long you been a nig-
HEY!
*crack*

Well, I certainly didn't put it up!
Can I eat it?
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Captain Obvious?
Obviously!
How are you able to walk on water?
Helium-filled superhero boots!
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If, you cross this blue laser, you'll set off the alarm!
"What alarm?"
The dingleberry alarm!
"I don't get you millennials!"
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Where were you when my wife was kicking my ass...AGAIN??
Taking a dump!
Since when do angels have bowel movements?
Okay, you got me.. I was whacking off!
Since when do angels have genitalia?
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I'll tell you, every since we hired Black Ninja to sort our mail...
Wa-CHA!
...we've been receiving our paychecks up to three days faster!
Wa-CHA!
The best part is I take him home at night to "wa-CHA!" my ***** into orgasmic submission!
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Poly wanna a cracker?
I'm a canary, not a parrot, dip****!
What's the difference?
Canaries don't do crackers!
Oh. Got it. Sorry. Poly want a nig-
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Is that what I think it is?
Your salad?
Ungh.
Do you want me to toss it?
UUUUNNNGGH!! NUUUUUNGGH!!!
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How come you didn't mention me in your present-ation, Dexx?
The whole point of having an elephant in the room is that you don't have to mention said elephant!
Oh.
Do you want me give you another water enema with my trunk later?
NEXT!!

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