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by little_kitty
1-17-11
Time to clean up this place before husband gets angry...
10 minutes later
I suppose I can watch TV while I clean, that won't distract me
8 hours later
Honey, I'm ho-
Shut it, I'm on a 7-hour Sims rally.

by little_kitty
1-17-11
So the job entails data entry and reception and filing and clipping the boss' toenails to be saved for DNA replication. How does that sound?
It sounds gre- wait, clipping toenails?
Yep! That's great you're on board! We also need accounts payable knowledge and how much are you expecting for a salary?
I'm looking for $14 an hour to start, as the graduate liason at my school said we should be making.
Oh that's more than we're willing to pay. *click*
Seriously, toenails?!

by little_kitty
1-17-11
Cue Doogie Howser bloggin' tunes
Being unemployed leaves me a lot of time to search for the right job, and to keep the house clean for my husband.
We've decided to move forward from this interview. Would you like to hear how you did?
So by move forward, you mean you're not hiring me?
... Yes. That's what I said.
I still don't get how that makes sense.

by little_kitty
1-16-11
Gol-ly! This here thermometer says you have a temperature of mass destruction!
That's a rectal thermometer. I think you mean
Whoa whoa whoa. I've got to interrupt. That's even too lame for me, and I'm pretty lame.
*snrt* Ass destruction

by little_kitty
1-16-11
You're lucky that's just from my finger gun.

*pweeefffttt*
by little_kitty, 1-16-11

by Hari_Nezumi
10-29-10
Alright, your Dungeons and Dragons character is almost done. You just need to name him.
Hmm, well, I picked this race of devil-like people. What kind of names do they normally have?
Well, they pick their own names when they turn 16 based on their goal in life. This character is based on you, so where does he eventually want to end up?
And what is your name, stranger?
They call me Third Base.

by little_kitty
5-18-10
Dr. Billings, have you seen these test results on patient X?
Ahh, you mean Wirthling. Positive for every known STI under the sun, including some that we're going to name after him
Don't worry Doc, I'll set him straight... Medically and morally.
AAAAGGGHHH!!
How did things go?
Well, he said the only way to stop ZEE COCK TRAIN was to demolish it. I thought he was talking about his weiner.

by Hari_Nezumi
10-15-09
The southern end of this beach is covered in a mysterious and evil mist. None who enter the mist ever come back out.
The only traces they leave behind are the echoes of their tormented screams which ring out over the waves.
You must enter this mist and bring back--
Fuck. Right. Off.

by Hari_Nezumi
8-14-09
Let me tell you what, eating one of these burgers is about as close as you're going to come to kissing God.
You're a ****.
Oh come on, don't tell me that offended you.
You knew I didn't have a chance, even before we went out, didn't you?
So we should do this again some time.
Um, well, I don't know, I'm pretty busy with work and stuff...you know what? I'll call you.

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