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latest comics from people LittleRocker is following

by Beeko180
4-23-18
Human beings creating a thing that can't be used to hurt people is like...
...a child...
...picking up a rock...
...or a chair...
...or by some horrifically magical manner a bus and then insisting that it can't be pelted through the skull of that girl across the room from them that they ****ing hate...
...harder than Adolf Hitler loved eugenics.

Well..?
Do you serve hot donkey cum lattes here or not??

YOU CAN'T LOCK ME UP!
I'M SATAN, FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!!!
"Ha, ha... I get it."
Get what?

by brycekain
4-22-18
Look, YOU hired me to kill a hooker, duct tap her vajay-jay, and throw her in the landfill! I'm a METHOD ACTOR and I have to get into my roles!
Dude, when we hired you to do this movie I said that you would be in some scenes killing time by throwing away my old VHS tapes of T.J. Hooker. You really ARE ****ty at this job!
So I lured that guy Ron over to your house and killed the ******* when he said he was ****ing your wife. Hey, wait, you said you'd have a camera crew outside the house! Where the hell is everyone??
And CUT! Thank you, Mr. Blake. I gotta go take a drive now.

by arbi
4-22-18
my reit score is over 9,0000
today i did a few things. went to church. went to fnb. planted flower seeds.
learned pomodoro method for cleaning. pruned the plum tree.
made a new friend, i think. we might fix up the rural street house together.
a rural mural, for sure, al.
the onscreen keyboard is too slow to use easily.
when i tried to save this, it made three copies. i deleted one.

by arbi
4-22-18
today i did a few things. went to church. went to fnb. planted flower seeds.
learned pomodoro method for cleaning.
made a new friend, i think. we might fix up the rural street house together.
a rural mural, for sure, al.
the onscreen keyboard is too slow to use easily.

Pinky tries his hand at standup at the local laundromate...
...and then I asked the cleaners if they really washed my clothes because they still smell like ASS!
Get it? Ass? Because, I'm a DONKEY?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*crickets*
Thank you... I'll be here until my load dries!

What the...? I was so concentrated on drying this dish I've wandered into the bad part of town.
Hopefully, I can sneak out before some homeless ruffian sees me.
"Hey, sweet tits... Lose that ****ing plate and come give me a *******!"
Oh, my god... Do you really think my tits are sweet?

Two months into home ownership and I'm already three months behind on my mortgage!
And, the only reason I bought this hovel was to impress my girlfriend, who left me for a retarded, transgendered Pakistani!
Hopefully, the bank will give me that loan modification or me blowing the manager, teller, night custodian and that guy at the drive-up window will be for not!

by arbi
4-21-18
friday was hitler's birthday so i got downvotes for posting nazi songs, but my karma hit 90,000 today
saturday was earth day so after missing the bus 4 times i went downtown. nice festival, networked, told my story about how when i bought land for community gardens they sued
me. got a real philly italian ice, went to the law library for the first time in 3 years. kc wasn't home so went home. planted a tray of seeds. my garden is not ready for planting, because my tiller
got stole and with my bad back i can't use the shovel. 2 mice today, about 5 yesterday.
i want to focus on drafting the lawsuit over this next week; i have a filing deadline coming up.
so i'm ignoring everything else for right now. forgot to go to physical therapy today. just walking aroun hurts, so i'm in bed.

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