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25 years.
How am I going to last 25 years?
You could learn a new language, get a degree, write a screenplay.
No. I mean how am I going to last 25 years as a sex addict with no sex?
I'm guessing sexual activity won't be an issue in here, Harv.

Thanks for visiting me Monkey.
Sorry I couldn't have been more help.
You could come back and visit over the next 25 years.
Wow. You'll be, what? 102 when you get out?
I'm only 67.
Really? The years have not been good to you Harvey.

The area is secure, sire!
You don't have to do this, Clarence...
Security is my life, sire!
I mean, I'm not expecting you to dress up as a knight to protect my home... Especially, in this desert heat!
I do feel like a hot, sweaty **** in a gay man's humid rectum. Sire.
How would you know that?

Just what do you think you're doing there, mate?
I want to hold my dead wife's hand one more time before they bury her, sir!
Oh... I thought you we trying to lift up the blanket so you can have sex with her corpse.
Well, that, too.

Woo! Woo!
Are we ready to go?
"Give it a few... The computer is still generating a random background."
Woo! Woo!
Let me have a drag from you pipe, Mr. Bimbleman!
So, I can contract some kind of deadly crustacean virus from your stupid ass? Fuck that ****, Crabby!

Sorry dude...
Sorry is not good enough!
What can I do to make it up to you?
You can start by reminding me why I am upset with you!
You mean, you can't remember either?

I can't believe I got dumped out here in the middle of the Sahara Desert!
I feel more out of place her than, say a...

We're looking for volunteer fireman, Melty...
I have no arms!
Besides, I'll melt if I get to close to an open flame!
You could join the paramedic team.
I have no CPR certification!

What do you want for movie night tonight?
Don't you mean POPCORN?

I don't know why she kicked my ass this time... I thought my Lyme disease joke was super funny.
What Lyme disease joke?
The one I just did in Groovy!®...
Oh... I don't actually view that strip anymore.
Why not?
My computer's on top of the kitchen table and some jack off stole my high chair!

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