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latest comics from people LittleRocker is following

... Are you room service?
Do I look like a Mexican to you?

I hear the knob is some kind of door *****?
No, necessarily...
Then, necessarily, what is it?
I'll answer your question with a question: aren't women's nipples also called knobs?
So, what your are saying is if I were to suck on your knob, I would technically be sucking on your tit, and NOT giving you a *******, right?
There's only one way to find out, sports fan!

Bitch, you bettah listen up...
STOP GIVING DOORS HAND-JOBS UNLESS YOU GET PAID!!
How should I open doors? With my mouth?
THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR BLOWJOBS!!!

Hmmm... That's a knob, and knob is slang for a man's *****.
So, based on that, a door knob is really the door's *****.
That would mean every time I open a door by twisting its knob, I am unwiitingly giving said door a handjob!

... Good night, and thanks for allowing us into your living room! By the way, your curtains are ugly!
Gimmie a second to pull my pants down
so you can critique my carpet as well!

Pleeeeeeeease?
No!
Just touch it.
I said no!
Just hold the tip then. I promise to do the dishes for a month.
Fine! I'll take the ticket and go to Comic Con with you! Why can't you be a normal guy and beg for anal?

...I must be worse off than I thought. Dial-A-Prayer just called ME!
Which makes me wonder...
When the **** will death return my calls?

by arbi
7-09-18
this just in!
brett kavenaugh for supreme court
go federalist society!

This isn't good...
Why?
The homeowners' association is fining you $500 for not landscaping your backyard!
But, I have a good excuse.
I don't think having no arms is going to work this time!
That's not it... Trump's cracking down at the border, so Home DepotĀ® has no Mexicans!

by kaufman
7-07-18
Captain, I spy a ship over there that may be ripe for capture. What would you like to do?
We board the ship, take it over, and to let them know we ain't kidding, we make one of them walk the plank. They can draw straws to see who goes.
Draw straws? With all due respect, captain, you can't do that!
I can't? Arrrrrrr! And just why, pray tell, CAN'T I make them draw straws?
'Cause the straws are made of durable plastic compounds that don't degrade, so they'll just sit at the bottom of the sea killing off all the fishes and things.
Hello, McFly, anybody home? I'm sending some fat rich dude to Davy Jones' Locker, and you're worried about a couple of drinking straws?

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