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by DexX
*sigh* I'm really hoping that quitting my job is the right decision...
You're doing the right thing. Time to move on to greener pastures. No wait, that's for cows. Time to move on to a more conducive work environment. That's better.
A greener work environment! A more conducive pasture!
Working for a boss who's a real cow!
As_you_can_see_I've_re-written the greener pastures safety manual and prepared a powerpoint presentation for all new cows explaining the finer details of the cud-chewing process. What do you think?

by Noahtgreat
The year is 1375...
Will my husband ever come back from this...CIVIL WAR??
That was a long walk back from war.
My husband. Once away at civil war! Now, here at hand!
It is true. I have come home. And I am smaller, and made of plastic.
You will require less food as a result of your transformation.
This will be a boon in the harsh winters to come.

by DexX
I'm thinking I should do a tour of all the "big" roadside attractions some time... I haven't been to The Big Trout in Ages!
You mean you actually want to go to The Big Pineapple?
Sure! Do The Big Banana while I'm up there, then there's The Big Earthworm, The Big Merino, The Big Rocking Horse...
You forgot the most important one.
The Big Waste of Time and Money.

I told you not to buy a ****ing Lada.
by DexX, 5-01-07

by Noahtgreat
Look down! At your weiner!
no, thanks though.
See what has happened now?!
Not at all.

by Noahtgreat
I'm glad I stole this present from the self-aware bacon.
Nothing makes me less happy than this elf stealing my present!
And I shall never, ever return it. Not ever!
Happy MLK Day!
Sorry, MEAT gets no presents.
You wouldn't be saying that if I were turkey bacon! RACISM!

by Noahtgreat
In a dark and terrible future...
Day thirty one...Still no sign of my quarry. Am suspicious of my Bee friend. Suspect betrayal.
Bzzz! He went this way.
What's this? Bee man, where did you go?? What is this cursed item before me!?
Oh no. A journey? Stay tuned for more goddamnit...
Beware traveller! You will encounter many things on your journey, including a viking disguised as a fork. Even the fork may be in disguise as something even more abstract.

by DexX
Intelligent Design? God, what a stupid term.
What do you mean?
If we were "designed" then there was nothing "intelligent" about it. I have all kinds of devolved bits and pieces on me that haven't been useful for eons.
Oh yes... the appendix, a withered vestigial second stomach that serves no purpose apart from getting infected and killing you.
Yeah, the appendix, nipples on men, the way your hairs stand up when you're cold... this **** is like legacy code.
You know what this means? If Intelligent Design is true, then God is Microsoft.

by DexX
I've been thinking, Frank... we've been stuck here a while, now, and I don't think we're ever going to be rescued... I'm thinking, well, we might have to do something... kind of... sick...
Uh... what are you trying to say, Harry?
Well, you know... we might not have any other option and, uh...
Harry! Are you suggesting... you know... *wink wink* "Hello sailor"?
What? No, not sex, you tit! I'm talking about cannibalism! One of us will have to eat the other to survive!
Oh... more like "Goodbye sailor" then?

by DexX
...and the goal goes through! Australia is going to the World Cup!
We did it! We're through to the World Cup! I can't believe it!
Went through extra time and into a shoot-out, but we got there in the end! This is so exciting!
You know... a whole lot of Aussies who have never seen a game are suddenly going to be diehard soccer fans...
...until we get knocked out in the first or second round, naturally.

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