All comics by Lord_Sephiroth

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-26-05
xm humans are borred. Let's have some fun...
Ok Boss, what r we going to do?
we are going to invent sex!
it already exists boss...
well then we will make it interfer with the sentiments of people...
Oh yes boss you are a guenius, so evil...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-26-05
ah god, give me a sign of your existance
driiiing
there is my proof... see? HE exists

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-26-05
Jesus, I do not know what to do...a girl is pursuing me to 'use me as a sexual tool for the rest of her life' as she stated.
what shall I do?
Get those nails outta me and watch closely when she arives... I'll show you...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
his soul is mine...
came first...
yes but I cheat...
ow that's right
hate loosing...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
Let's settle this by another way... Let's play papper rock scissors!
ok, onthe count of three. ONE TWO THREE!
scissors!
A-BOMB!
cheater.
looser

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
the bargain goes on...
Look I'll give you the guy on next image for this man's soul...
who? that one?
FB is waiting for something strange to happen...
the papirus should not go in flames like that if it was only a currative potion...
the bargain goes on...
OK!
LOOSER... always a looser...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
Borring bargain still going on...
I 've got the apocalipse sword... This man's soul is mine or you taste it's furry...
What a beautifull sword! I give this man's soul for it!
no way its my granddad's hierloom! Keep your stuipid soul.
Are you sure?
Positive.
Looser...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
Still fighting for that soul. This time it is a silence contest. First one to speak looses the soul.
ok, got borred.
looser

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
The usual... still fighting for the soul.
If i bring tails, I win. If heads, you loose. Winner takes the soul.
ok.
tails. I win.
Damn.
sucker
hate loosing

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
yaddda yadda yadda... fight soul that... borred...
I'll cast fire on each of us and the one who stands it better wins that soul! OK?
ok!
FIRE!
ashes to ashes and losser to loss...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
ye know the drill right? About that guy and his soul being bargained by demon and angel hereby pressent...
I give you a chess problem. You solve it and the soul is yours...
cool!
two hours latter...
difficult...
at the same time...
Boss, boss! I got that soul to the fire #89775
that angel... What a LOOSER!

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
As ususl. A&D fight over that backround dead's guy soul. Nothing unusual.
We shall each bring our armies to fight for that soul.
Ok go bring your army. I 'll go fetch mine...
Where the hell are those demons?
And where is the soul we are to fight for?
boss the soul is fried ok. do you want anything else from me?
Loosers

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
I am borred to constantly loose that soul! This time I will not be humiliated!
What I was humiliating you! Oh My God! I am terrible. Sorry! I did not mean it! Bouhouhou. sniiiiiiiiif Bouhou
eeeeer, that's ok, please stop crying! what can I do to recomfort you?
Snif, well you could always give me that soul...
Done!
Looser

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
Hello Pit! what's the hasty summoning for?
boss asked for you man...
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Good luck man... on u go...
to b continued
you asked for me patrone?
Yes...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
b-ing continued from last time...
what use can I be to you patrone?
You have embarased my name and through me all my familly Tony. What would you do in my posiition?
Er... don't know... get those nails of myself I guess...
No. You would punish the anoying tweet that brought you shame.
to c continued...
Oh yeah! right! that's what I would do!
sigh!

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
c-ing continued... from part 2 that is.
You are going to punish me then for not bringing that soul?
Who cares about that soul. we have plenty of souls up here. The point is I cannot stand humiliation.
buuuuut, did you not preached the contrary.
watch your tonge boy.
to d continued...
ouuuups! blumper!
My magnamity notwithstanding you would be fried angel at the moment. so listen carefully.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
d-ing continued... from part3 that is.
I am all ears.
no you are not.
Well I ment it in a metaphorical way.
Ok.
to e continued...
So what is it?
You are going down there and bring that soul less you wanna join the ranks of the fallen.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
e-ing continued from part 4.
Thenk you patrone for the chance you give me to repend!
ok. enough. You go. NOW.
he had a point though about removing those nails...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
boss?
yeah.
we are out of souls boss. Burned them all.
Damn. Ok. I 'll go and fetch some. That angel has been absent a long time now.
what is the importance of that boss?
don't have half a qlue, but without him Sephiroth does not make me take souls so...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-28-05
ok where the hell is that angel. Got a soul to take home...
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalling through!!!
right on time... as smart as ever I see...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-31-05
Sooooooooooo back again eh? well this soul is mine anyhow...
Do not think so.
So you CAN think!
yep.
Sorry but that disqualifies you to take the soul, so I take it.
damn

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
1-31-05
Look. I am the one who has to take him. The boss will make me join your ranks if I do not!
shit! That's a dilema.
come on give him to me...
It's antiiedological! I won't.
damn
And I am going to Veto God about your coming to us...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-02-05
So the Devil and God got an meal to deal with that Angel Problem...
Look, the rules are clear. You will get that Angel at your service.
Come on, don't be so stif about it.
I'd like to see you if you were crucified on a cross for 2 millenia...
You got a point, I assume...
So you get him?
Wait! we could contest over it! Or bargain or something...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-02-05
Ok! Let's play who can stay stif longer.
er...
I win, I am stif like that years now and you are still moning.
Wait a minute!
Nope. You get that Angel.
But, but!.. I...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-02-05
I did not understand how he got me to take that Angel... He's good.
Boss there is someone clamming to be your newest employe...
Shigh!... Bring him on then!
Boss, I might tell you he is a little strange...
shigh... everything is going to Hell...
Well, that's right boss! He is an Angel! everything, boss, seems to be coming here!

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-02-05
Boss says you get in fast... and change clothing...
I am in. But I cannot change clothing...
How come? You 'frayed of people see you undressed?
nope.
Then what?
Have you failled to notice that we both are prepainted pictures that cannot and will not change less than a tremondus act of will from the strip creator?

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-02-05
Boss?
What?
Em... that Angel outsmarted me boss.
How so?
I failled to make him change in workclothes...
WHAT? I shall see to it personaly then. After your skinning alive of course...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-04-05
What's the matter with you anyway? You are at my service now, so get moving... go fry some souls...
wait-o wait-o!
now what?
I will not do that! It's evil!
What?

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-04-05
So what is this express summoning? what happened?
YOU CHEATER!
Oups.. you found out about my inability to finish Black & White without cheating?
what? no! I mean about that angel! But what did you say about Black & Wh...
to b continued...
Forget it. What with the Angel?
I found the contract we had signed...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-14-05
b-ing continued
shit
you siad that.
I know.
I know you know.
well will change hands next time...
I know you know I know.
Shut up.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-14-05
now's the time...
so what about the contract?
Remember when I quit working with you? We had said I would take any one I want with me, and no one else?
D A M N
what does that stands for?
Dead Angel Mine Now.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! I did it once again!

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-14-05
Hey man.
hello.
I owe you. You got me my job back!
well, you were supposed to die, not to be working here again, but...
Still thenks. Here, have this soul if you like...
Yeah, I had missed your loosyness...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
2-14-05
I feel that giving you one soul is not enough to thenk you...
well, do not make me blush...
here have this one too...
Hey itis begining to stop being fair-play...
eh?
never mind. Hand that soul over here. Looser.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
3-29-05
... So how's your mom?
Well fine... buuuuuuut...
EY! you 2! you are supposed to say some funny things... abiut that soul.
Oh! right! So, who takes the soul this time?
well, to be honest, me...
ok, so, you were saying about your mom
yeah, so, except that you are a looser, -sorry had to say this one-, she lives to far away....

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
4-16-05
Where am I?
You know I think that this time we should ask the soul wether she wants to go with me or with you.
Do you know any way to do that?
Who are those two down there?
er... no
Well then that setles it! I take the soul, as usual.
Anyone knows? Help me! I got amnesia! Anyone?
I POSITIVELY HATE LOOSING.
Yeah, like you could do that negatively... looser.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
4-16-05
Wait, I think I start to remember!
How could we decide who will get this soul without being unfair to each other.
well, maybe by tosing a coin, but you always seem to loose...
The wingy one is the angel
Or we could auction it!
Or the one who has taken the soul most times take it this time too!
and the other one is the devil!
ok!
It is cliche, but... LOOSER!

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
4-16-05
yeah. That must be it.
I insist that we auction this soul this time. I believe it is more just.
ok, I bide 5$
they are bargaining for, er, for what again?
eeeer, 10$
25$
and why are they in a battlefield?
100$
101$

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
4-18-05
well... yes I am your new narrateur, the other one got amnesia, so... as usually the devil and the angel continue the bargain on that guys soul. (see last episode)
1000$
ok
wait I don't have any money with me!
then the soul is mine! for 1$. Here you are.
Cool! er, no! Hate doosing...
resool only backwards!

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
5-27-05
As always bargaining over this poor guys' soul...
You expect me to give up this poor soul to you?
Yes.
ok
I think that the author is a bit short of imagination... but whatever... LOOSER

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
5-27-05
Last time:
ok
I think that the author is a bit short of imagination... but whatever... LOOSER
WOW! that's the author, but he does not look like that in real life!
So I do not have imaghination enough for you MrS. ? Wait and see...
Soul granted to Angel!
WOW WEHAAAAAAAAAA! I got my first soul!
Loos, eeeeeeeeerwhat? What the F***?

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
Darkness. Where everything can start or end.
What originality will this darkness yield? It has been 2 years...
crap.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
Hey! Big S! Long time no see man!
Well well well if it isn't the usuall looser!
So how are you doing?
Well enough. Hey, how about I buy us a soul so we can catch up?
No no! I will be the one to offer.
Ah. Seems like old habits die hard... (looser)

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
Many readers wrote that I am unoriginal. Let us see what would happen if I tried to be original...
Ù! Åóåßò áíáãíþóôåò äåßôå ìå íá êëÝâù ôç øõ÷Þ áõôÞ!
!!@#@$$% (*())*%%^?>()!!!!
Yeah better to stick to the usual...
Me Angel! You take soul!
it supposed to be " you Satan" but ok give it here looser...

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
it is said that everything could improve if it quoted fight club.
In the begining, i couldn't sleep.
No. You can't die of insomnia
It all started with a soul. A soul named Marla Singer.
WTF? I thought we fought over the soul of a dead man!
but in the end they are both tyler durden...
Where did you go psyco boy?
looser... and this time we both get the girl. soul. I ment soul.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
Since it's been 2 years: The angel and Satan fight over this poor dead soldiers soul.
This soul died an heroic dead. i should be taking him to heaven as a martyr!
hey. Have you ever heard about the thou shalt not kill rule.
Not that I know he was poor. He might have been rich.
Well I think there are some mitigating factors in this case...
Like killing inocents for the profit of his nation?
It was only an expression you know...
Man, this is the least funny strip ever.
I know. Looser. Still everyone is a looser when it come to war :(

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
The blue fish and the red fish fight over huh a bunch of protozoa plancton
So this is what it would be like if people had no religious beliefs...
Yep. So hand me the protozoa - plancton.
Hey I am more robuste than you! I can take them by force! I'll bite you.
I am red. i am poisonous.
Damn. Ok it's yours.
Some things never change looser.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
Hey what about free will? Can't he choose where to go?
Well I don't see why not... What do you offer?
Singing and praising God along with angels, relieved from any sexual needs.
We offer S&M all the hot chix, and a hell of a lot more people than you do.
Yeah. You can have him :( ...
No need to ask him and embaras you, eh looser?

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
You know I though about something...
That's original. Do tell.
What if he is an atheist?
What no wait!
So much for free will.
As long as they don't free Willy on our ass looser, we are ok... As long as they don't free Willy.

 

by Lord_Sephiroth
8-27-07
The wolrd as we know it is but an illusion.
Indeed. What has happened will already have happened before we expirienced it.
Our existance, everlasting is but a glimpse in the aftermath of a holy war to come.
Yet the seal will have been broken, the earth scoured by death and pesilance. No more will we mean anything even we, primodial forces will be long memories in our non-existing minds.
that was borring. My audience prefers simple things.
yeah. I could see this one comming.
Indeed looser. Indeed. Ah! and don't forget the protozoa - plancton are mine.

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