Lordfly

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Hey all. I enjoy humor, I don't enjoy mindless profanity or typos. Unfortunately, sometimes I slip into the latter instead of the former. Oh well. Thanks all for putting me in your profiles; good to know I'm loved :)

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Ripped from the headlines! (dramatic music here)

by Lordfly
1-22-01


	"The United Nations today concluded a study that shows that global warming is increasing faster than previously thought."


	That's ludicrous! Only an idiot would believe that the earth is getting hotter and hotter because I drive a beat up Caddilac!


	AAH!


	The UN also said that spontaneous combustion is not entirely unfeasible now, and that flammable people should submerge in water.

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