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by Loser122
4-08-05
How the Dinosaurs really became extinct
Wooh!Give me enough cigaretes to give to everyone!
That'll cost ya 100 rocks.

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
Sir!Crazy Kangaroos with guns are killing everyone!And they wiped out our defence squad!What should we do?
Hmm....Wait!I got it!
Later...
RINNNGG!!!
The Mask here.Hello?
We need your help...

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
So...you need my help becuase some dumb animals are killing people?
YES!WE NEED YOU!
Screw you.Hey!What the heck is a kangaroo screwing my wife!I'll kill you, dumb animal!
Minutes later...
Ok,I'm in..
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T RESIST...

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
BLAM!BLAM!
Ahh!!!Urk...
Huh?
Ok...lets get this over with...
AHHH!
Dang!This is my good shirt!Is it my fault your neck was in the way of my blade?

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
Thank god your here!The kangaroos have breached our walls!
Yadda,yadda,yadda..lets just kill the basterds.
Die!Die!
Ahh!
2 days later....
Thank you,kind sir.You saved humanity!
Not quite.....

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
What do you mean?
I was feeling horny and impregenated a female kangaroo...
You WHAT!!!??
Hey..don't worry.I'll kill it soon.
And while the conversation was going on...
What the heck!I gave birth to THIS!?
Momma!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
Ahh..good to be home..
I think I'll go upstairs and play RuneScape in my room...
WHAT THE ****!!??
Daddy!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
So,now we're married.
God,it wasn't my fault my sexual needs were strong.
Hey!Yuck!
What?
Your "son" just threw feces at me..
God dang it!Spank him!Wait!I got a better saying!Spank the Monkey!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
I told my other wife I just got married to you,and she left me saying "Thank god!I can go!"
What a loser...
I think it's time i took my mask off...its been over 2 years now since I had it on..
Good,it looked uncomfortable..
ARRGH!THE LIGHT!THE LIGHT!MY EYES!
Maybe sunglasses will help..

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
How do you like me,honey?I dyed my hair and I changed clothes?I be like this for a loooonng time.
I like it....
Oh,and my eyes are very white because i put in contacts that can protect my eyes from the sun.
hmm...
OW!HEY!GIVE ME BACK MY CONTACTS!
Sorry,I just had to do that...

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
We haven't gave our "son" a name yet..
Oh..how about Chump?
poo!
ok..let me ask him.hey,would you like to be called chump?
umm...i think he just gave me a better idea...
really?what is it?

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
poo!?he wants to be called poo!?
he said so..
that name is the most disturbing,down-right,disgusting thing i ever heard of!
lets call him poo
agreed!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
BZZZ
Egad!Professer Van Schwisset turned himself into a mutant fly!
You called for an exterminator?
Yes!I need help!
I knew it!The Fly IV would suck!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
those are some crappy flowers to give to your dead father
hey!get away!
*chop*AHH!MY LEG!*chop*MY ARM!*chop*MY HEAD!Oh,wait,I can't be talking if i have no head...
i knew it!friday the 13th VVI would suck!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
rarrgh!
JAWS!
*tear*rrrr
ahh!
rrr
Thats it,all the sequels to old movies suck..

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
welcome to chow yung's chinese restaurant!how may i serve you?
i'll like the shusi,please
chingchangwoowangwong!!!
?
moo!
umm..this isn't sushi...

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
hey dad
hey,poo.
can i go look for ufos?
heh..sure.
minutes later..
hello mr.alien
Wonxx! *What an ugly earth being!*

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
Where am i?
you are on our spaceship.
spaceship?cool!
oh yeah!and we wanna probe you.
whatta mean "probe me"?
*sigh* do i always have to tell people this?

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
so you're gonna stick a homing device up my butt?
yep.so we can examine you since the device can send us data that shows us everything about you,like dna,blood type.etc.
cool.will it hurt?
well..i don't like to get my hands dirty,so..i'll let blorg do it.
yep..it'll hurt
perpare to be probed,little chimp

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
OWWWW!#$%$&^%**^OH MY GOD!
i know,probing isn't the best thing..
OWWWWWWW!!!!$%%%&^%**OWOWOW!
so instead,we'll take samples of you.
oww!huh?
Blorg!Perpare the scalpel!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
OK..so you took a sample of everything on my body..
yep..
and i have 4 words to say
whats that?
IT HURTS LIKE HECK!!!
temper temper...

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
you will not remember anything..
i feel like flinging my poop at dogs!

 

by Loser122
4-08-05
i will now summon someone from the future to help us slay the dragon thats been terrorizing us for years
YAH!
ZAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOWDY!
heh...silght diffculties...

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Welcome to McDeer
I'll like the Deer Meat Happy Meal
Coming right up...
What's that gun for?

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Welcome to your first day at school,Poo.
wow.
Bye,son.
See ya,daddy.
Excuse me,do you know where the kindergarten classroom is?
I think you belong in a zoo,buddy boy.

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Hi.
Hello..um..
Is it ok if i can fling my poop around at recess?
"Poo"?What kinda name is that?

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Yay!Recess!Now I can fling my poo!
*Fling!*
*Splat!*Hey!What the hell!?
Umm...is there a problem?
You ass is sooo mine...

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
*bap!* ow!
Take that for flinging poo at my brother!
OW!
And this!
....whine..
And now i'll tell you not to tell on us our we'll kick yo butt.

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Welcome home,Poo!How did school go?
Terrible!A girl beat me up!
What!?
Minutes later...
I'm going with you to school tomorrow..
Thanks,daddy!

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Welcome back,feces flinger!I feel like kicking yo butt for no reason!
I don't think so....
Who the hell are you?
I'm the guy you'll last see before you go to Hell.
Yeah right.Stand aside so I can kick a hairy freak's butt!

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Go daddy!
*PUNCH**KICK*SLICE*
Uh,can I see your dad,kid?
Sure!Daddy!A man wants to see you!
Sir,do you even know what you are doing?
I can explain...

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Off to jail with you!
Noo!I have a family!
Stay here...
Shut up...
So,how'd you git in here?

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Great,i'm in jail...
What could be worse?
Hi,I'm Butch,your bunkmate.

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
So,Butch.What are you in for?
Lets see...
Oh yeah!I murded 99 people!And I could reached a 100 if that dang cop didnt sneak behind me and cuff me!
I ALREADY KNOW I WON'T LAST LONG IN HERE.
Are you ok?

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Once upon a time,I was running from my house to my outhouse,and when i opened the outhhouse's door,i saw....
Fat Albert taking a humgous crap in my toliet!I told him to get out,but the stench was horrible!It made my dog come over and hump my leg.I tried to get him off,but he held on.I then took a chainsaw ..
and cut my leg off!I then grew another one instantly becuz im superman!Suddenly,Fat Albert threw Kyrptonite at me!I gagged so much that my granny came out of my butt.I ate her again....
becuz she dusts my intestines.I soon had enough and started hitting Fat Albert with a piece of salami!he got scared and let a fart so big,he blew up the my outhouse!I got so mad i....
made him eat Bill Cosby!Fat Albert thought that was gay and he blew a big fart and flew all the way to McDonalds!There he ate Ronald.And Fat Albert died because of the facepaint.
(I once made my dog pop an eyeball by looking at hot women)

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Whats that you're reading?
It's called "101 Ways To Murder Someone".
I thought I'll never say this,but can I read it?
Ok,you can read it.But,where did you get that axe?

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Hey ,honey.
Oh my goodness!How'd you get in here?
Well,Poo said a girl beat him up at school,and I kinda lost it..
What!Why didn't you tell me!?
I coulda to killed her!

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Hello,my name is Richard.I'm gonna be your lawyer.
Thank you.
Hours later...
Oh crap...
If you want to be free without spending 2 more days in jail,you must pay $1500.
minutes later...
*psst**heres $400 i just stole from a store*
*thanks*

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Finally!I'm free!
Umm..
Butch!?What are you doing here?
I just wanted to say for being my bunkmate...
I think I'm gonna cry..
Thunkk..tha..tann...thannk you.

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
I just made friends with my bunkmate,Butch.
That's nice.
Hey,do you got any money?I just saw a machette I just gotta get!
And he's a killer.
That's nice.

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
What are you doing,daddy?
Playing RuneScape.It's awsome!
How do you get there?
You click on the search button above and put in www.runescape.com
RuneScape is a real online game.Try it now!
Um..dad.Maybe I'll learn it on my own..
Dang!What are all these sites on the recent searches?"Kitty Porn"?Poo....

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Hi there!
Whoah!A talking squirrel!Awsome!
Dang right!I'm actually your guardian angel!I'm in disguise!
Cool!
Ha!Foolish mortal!He doesn't even know I'm actually the Devil himself!
So,wanna play on my PS2?

 

by Loser122
4-09-05
Can i go finds acorns?
Sure.
Thanks!
Finally!I can't stand animal disguises!

 

by Loser122
4-10-05
Look.Here comes my preacher from my church!Hi Father Mayrand!
I sense a devilish presence...
Dang...

 

by Loser122
4-10-05
Aha!Your the Devil in disguise!
Curses!
I will go tell the other priests about this!
I don't think so,scooter...
Aieee!
Dang, I love Ron White...

 

by Loser122
4-10-05
So,I said "God!Why won't you go out with me,Diana!?"
And she said "Because your a stupid idoit!God,I hate you!God,go away!".And we broke up.God damnit,I hate it...
Will he fricking stop saying "God"?!

 

by Loser122
4-10-05
I ****ing had it,Garfield!Your a fatass son of a *****!I'm leaving you!And I'm taking the ****ing refridgerator with me!I hope you starve!****er!
I don't think so,****er...
God damnit!Get the **** off me,you little fag!Accck!!!My arm!!
I'll get you in Hell! *gack*....
Poor Jon,he was a good man...

 

by Loser122
4-10-05
Here wabbit!I'll nuck you fup!
Woosh!
*Grab* Eyy..go to Hell,doc!
Nuck you,wasshole!
*Blam!*
Ahh!

 

by Loser122
4-10-05
Daffy Duck:Annoying,Energetic,Exciting...
Ahh..I love flying in the air...
In Other Words..
Woo!
He's going to Hell for sure!
Heh,heh.

 

by Loser122
9-18-05
im bacckkk
yep.
well,along time ago my comics really sucked
yep.
so im putting it behind,and im making new comics
uh oh....

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