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by Noahtgreat
7-22-07
The year is 1375...
Will my husband ever come back from this...CIVIL WAR??
That was a long walk back from war.
My husband. Once away at civil war! Now, here at hand!
It is true. I have come home. And I am smaller, and made of plastic.
AND SO IT WAS.
You will require less food as a result of your transformation.
This will be a boon in the harsh winters to come.

by Noahtgreat
1-17-07
Look down! At your weiner!
...
SERIOUSLY!
no, thanks though.
See what has happened now?!
Not at all.

by Noahtgreat
1-17-07
I'm glad I stole this present from the self-aware bacon.
Nothing makes me less happy than this elf stealing my present!
And I shall never, ever return it. Not ever!
Happy MLK Day!
Sorry, MEAT gets no presents.
You wouldn't be saying that if I were turkey bacon! RACISM!

by Noahtgreat
12-05-05
In a dark and terrible future...
Day thirty one...Still no sign of my quarry. Am suspicious of my Bee friend. Suspect betrayal.
Bzzz! He went this way.
What's this? Bee man, where did you go?? What is this cursed item before me!?
...sssshhhhhh.....
Oh no. A journey? Stay tuned for more goddamnit...
Beware traveller! You will encounter many things on your journey, including a viking disguised as a fork. Even the fork may be in disguise as something even more abstract.

by Noahtgreat
1-27-04
Evil Machinations...
To escape martyrdom is now! Disguise is what I undertake!
ANIME EXPLOSION!!!!
A robotic mirror that follows me?? Or vicious clone?! Vengence can only be served one way! Cold! I prefer hot! It shares a first character with HONOR!
Heat is an accomplishment not worthy of me! My self esteem is low!
Your day of spawning is present! Prepare for the sacrafice of gifts!
I have come to accept old age!

by noahtgreat
4-22-03
Hello there, I would be interested in a job with your fine organization.
Of course, let me just get you an application.
I don't think he's coming back...
AND SO HE DID!
Alright, I guess I'll just lose all hope.

by Noahtgreat
1-29-03
A world in peril...
No one can now stop me, unless someone can! I have eaten the psychic fruit! Powers are mine, as is power, and SEXUAL MAGNETISM!
Look mother, the sky contains things other than its normal diverse fauna!
ANIME EXPLOSION!
TO IMPLODE WOULD BE TO IMPEDE JUSTICE! WHO ARE WE TO DO SUCH?
NO ONE!
HIS INTENTIONS WERE BENEVOLENT! HIS DEFEAT WAS NOT REQUIRED!
INSTEAD WE EXPLODE WITH VACATION! LET RELAXATION COMMENCE IN AN ORDERLY FASHION!

by Noahtgreat
1-29-03
You there! I command you to terrorize the living!
Yes me lord...
And don't forget to bring something for me...ahem...personal dryness...
You there! Have you the lubrication that I seek?
Yes, yes, a thousand times yes! Who are you?

by Noahtgreat
1-21-03
It was a long show...
PAWN TO ROOK'S 8! QUEEN TO BISHOPS 12!
But that night, something would open my eyes...
Goddamn that was a long ****ing show!
Hey, it's Deep Blue! I love your music! Will you autograph my ****?
...to the fact that I needed help....
Father! I killed a young boy when he asked me to sin!
Aaah yes, I understand completely...

by Noahtgreat
1-16-03
I'm not sure where this is going...
Don't look at me
Veronica... you're a dude?
actually I was upset because I spilt cheese on my shirt... but now I'm worried about you're observation skills.
no seriously look down your perfect breast are gone.
oh no you're right. oh what a world...
man I'm gonna chop off so many peoples legs

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