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by LukeO
11-05-03
lol manics forum sux
no fuk u i liek goin on there
they neva talk about manics lololololol
they do anyway i dont wana talk bout them all the tiem!!!!!1
wots best album
teh holy bible lol

 

by LukeO
11-05-03
now tehn stop thorin fireworks!
fuk u i ant bin doin it
i saw u now u hav to com with me young girl
fuk u i aint gon nowhere!
god i shape shift now wil u come if i giv u sweeties
ok man

 

by LukeO
11-05-03
so wot froumite u like beta? matt m or tpp
god u suk evry1 lieks matt m
i prefer ternants cuz he is teh sex
ternants wuz not in the choice u cunt
ok i liek matt m but omg his new haircut :p
lol

 

by LukeO
11-09-03
Luke tries to find his character
Nice hat Matt! This look doesn't have glasses though. I think I need one with glasses
Oi durnt thinks I like this haaat. Get caaaaarntact lenses.
And goes for the computer science student look (circa 1997)
Now this one just makes me look gay.
Oi thoughts yur were anyway! Get me a pint of stelllaaar.
Suddenly I find a chair.
Or even this one. Why are you wearing a hat anyway, Matt?
Nart sure about my haircaart.

 

by LukeO
11-09-03
For the moment I'm keeping this one. I can metamorphosise any time.
HOY YE!
fuck! steve? The one who took all the credit for finding this site?
aye and noo am got me plate of haggis un a guid auld pint of tennants extra
This just in, two manics fans in white open space talking complete bollocks and making silly cartoon strips.
that's noo how ye write a news article now! am auf tae eat mu haggis.

 

by LukeO
11-09-03
Hello manic faerie. Shit you look ill.
fuvck off! god your so fucknig fat!
wow, you even talk the way you type. Are you drunk again?
im so fucknig drubnk, who loves me? im so beautifuyl but i'm sooo fat!
I suppose you don't want any of this then. The taste is so orgasmic.
god i'm so fucknig hugnry

 

by LukeO
11-09-03
WTF
who the fuvck are you?
i'm manic faerie amd in so beautiflu and thin although i want to be thinner!
WTF
fuvck off i'm fucknig manic faerie, you can't be me your not even as thin as me!
you're being really horrible to me, fucking fat cunt!
WTF
i have an idea, lets forget our differences. wanna puke?
yeah i ate a whole curry

 

by LukeO
11-11-03
Heya Fred!
God, I've had an awful day at work John, we seem to be merging with the mysterious forces of the internet!
God, I've heard about those people on some forum about some band called the Manic Street Preachers.
yeah, their third album is genius.
The nightmare is only beginning.
That looks like a portal over there.
oh shit.

 

by LukeO
11-11-03
The smoke clears, and out of the void comes...
Who the fuck are you?
I'm Neo. So this is Hell?
Hell is for demons and bad dead people, not Matrix fans. Shoo!
I don't want to go back. Its boring. Do they have Matrix fans down here, squid face?
Mr. Anderson, welcome back. We missed you. Like what I've done with the place?
fucking hell

 

by LukeO
11-11-03
Got to learnnnnn how to clossssse this portalllll!
ZZZZZAP!!!!!1
Oh fuck. Not you again.
I recognise you, ned! You attacked that old lady at knifepoint last week!
See this? This is a scythe and my name is Death. I enter the land of the living to reap the souls of those who are to DIE, fool.
How's Richey?

 

by LukeO
11-12-03
Little Matt bumps into a Demon...
GRRAARRR! What do YOU want?
Oh hi. I'm Matt, also known as EPI. You wouldn't have any idea what I'm doing here would you?
THIS IS HELL and you're HERE because you're either DEAD and you've led a sinful LIFE, just popped here from the Manics forum, or you took the wrong exit off the M6.
Oh right, I'm off the forum. I also like Kinesis who are just the most amazing band at the moment!
KINESIS ARE SHIT. FUCK OFF. We don't want you here.
Wanker.

 

by LukeO
11-12-03
Now, you're saying there's this strange man wandering around Hell, five foot eleven, glasses, brown hair, completely confused?
Yeah. I caught him taking a piss in the River Styx. Who the fuck would do that?
This looks serious. Where did he come from?
We've been having some strange people visiting lately, but this one just confuses me. Jesus.
I think he's lost again.

 

by LukeO
11-12-03
Some Blazin' Squad fans invading the forum take a wrong turning.
wot de fuk wher the fuk r we lol
i duno but it fukin ot man th smell mak me so mingin
luks like hell so wen blazin squad die we can get a fuk lol
hopfuly by then i prolly grown pubic hair lol
This strange phenomenon has brought us even more pathetic beings!
Come on, Fred, I'm STARVING!

 

by LukeO
11-12-03
Some people on a generic gurning-grunting metal forum are getting jealous. Oh, lets say a band like fucking Akercocke.
This sucks. The fucking Manics aren't even metal! Why the fuck do those bastards get to go to Hell?
Yeah I wanna go and meet SATAN! Yeah!
Maybe if we concentrate enough, we can go too and beat the shit out of those gay pussies!
Yeah. Violence!
To be continued...
Holy motherfucking shit, its working!
Finally I can strangle some motherfucker with their feather fucking boa! RAWK!

 

by LukeO
11-12-03
Fuck, that last comic was shit, last thing we want is more people off the Internet.
Don't worry, those metal freaks are only going as far as Milton Keynes.
How's your day been, Death?
I can't get rid of them. Honestly, and the Cult of Richey has set up camp in the desolate plains of despair swigging Vodka and crying.
And?
They keep asking to borrow my scythe.

 

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11-12-03
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by LukeO
11-13-03
I've consulted the texts, and we need a soul of a manics fan from the land of the living to seal the portal!
Andddd forever seal it in a land of glitter and leopardskin!
Well, evil glitter and evil leopardskin. And King Adora. I know just who to reap.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHARRRR! GRRRAR! We're so evil!
Back of the net!

 

by LukeO
11-13-03
Stop puking in the bathroom, you scaggy turd!
I'm going to kill you and steal your soul!
oh fuvck off you fat cunt!!!
That hurt. I'm not really that overweight am I? I don't usually eat much. *cry*
*huh* wanna puke?

 

by LukeO
11-13-03
Meanwhile in Hell, Satan is auditioning for a new Death's assistant while the real one is occupied in the real world...
So your hobbies are fishing, gardening and going to the theatre. Not the sort of person we're looking for.
I put bait on the scythe. No, please! Give me another chance.
NEXT! What the fuck? We can't have an elephant as Death. Just go.
Racist.
Fucking elephants.
Hello? I've come about the job...

 

by LukeO
11-14-03
I suppose you want the Death's assistant job. So tell me about yourself. What makes you even evil enough to make me consider you?
I once tried to get a job at the BBC.
OOOOOOOOOOH! When can you start? When can you start?
Can I go and watch Doctors first? I'm getting a stiffy...

 

by LukeO
11-14-03
Mumbo begins his first day claiming souls... in Dudley
Excuse meee...
Huh? Who are you? I feel so ill.
I'm the Assistant Grim Reaper (salary scale C2) and I've come to take your life, human!
In a kilt?
Mumbo tries the "Hard Sell" approach
Well, if you come with me, at least you can get out of this cesspit!
YAY!

 

by LukeO
11-17-03
3 days later...
Right, this is the last time. You can get free vodka, feather boas, leopardskin coats (fake ones), millions of glittery things, 10 boxes of girl's clothes, 100 skinny pretty boys in makeup...
infinite packs of Gillette and Wilkinson Sword razor blades, no fat people within a 15 mile radius and a gold rimmed tuscan marble toilet to puke in. Now will you come with me?
I don't know, I don't want to die yet!
GRRRRRRR! OK, this is it. Either I take you with me to the afterlife or I drag you outside. I mean it!
You cnat make me go outside!..... You're nto serious are you?

 

by LukeO
11-17-03
Another 3 hours of persuasion later...
Piss me off one more time and you'll force me to use my powers.
FAT CNUT!
Right.
*cry*
OK, that's sorted then, now to seal the portal. Its finally over.
I want my toilet bowl.

 

by LukeO
11-17-03
www.goatse.cx
ewww, god, that's so sick!
www.tubgirl.com
oh my god, how do they get away with this shit?
http://www.gaydar.co.uk/ jumbo_holden
You win.

 

by LukeO
11-18-03
Cue the deathly music!
*gulp* oh ym god you're so ugly! *gulp*
AH HAHAHA HARHARHAR! Now the portal can be sealed with the soul of a manics fan. Your soul will be destroyed in the process! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Im nto a manics fan yuo fat cunt!
WHAT? What the fuck ARE you a fan of then?
*huh* i like puking!
*cry*

 

by LukeO
11-18-03
Kevin, Boss has told me to relay a message on. You're fired. Your P45 is in the post.
I'm getting a job in McDonalds! Ta ta!
We had to fire Death. He brought Manic Faerie to Hell and now the Cult of Richey (see pt. 7) has run riot. You're now The Grim Reaper, congratulations.
wow!
Well? Aren't you going to get started?
I'm on me lunch hour!

 

by LukeO
11-18-03
Mumbo reforms the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
I am the leader of the Horsemen. My name is Steve and I kill for a living!
My name is Matt M and I represent Faaaaaamine.
Farming?
Farming?
No, Famine, I can get revenge on everyone on the Eemen forum.

 

by LukeO
11-18-03
Steve looks for some prey...
FAMILY SEX FUN
BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH!
FEEL KASPER'S 34DD TITS
HAHA ITS STEVE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Death wastes no time.

 

by LukeO
11-18-03
4_Real_03, how beautiful is she?
A beautiful face and personality.
Her farts take the motherfucking wind out of me.
GO BEANS!

 

by LukeO
11-23-03
Steve meets McMurphy, another horseman.
So, which one are you now?
I AM PESTILENCE, THE BRINGER OF DISEASE.
As in, whatever you see will be rotting flesh?
CHOON. CHOON. CHOON.
Have you been on drugs again?
CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOON. CHOO

 

by LukeO
11-23-03
So, a review of this stupid series.
[MrPhilip] Completely unoriginal, tacky, I'm sorry but you can't go through to the next round, sorry.
[Head Box] This isn't Pop Idol, Philip!
So, a review of this stupid series.
[MrPhilip] Argh!
[Head Box] Are you ok?
So, a review of this stupid series.
[MrPhilip] He's going to feature me in a strip!
[Head Box] Hm. Can't be that bad...

 

by LukeO
3-10-04
Right. You've been nicking our manics fans (you can keep them in my opinion but this is my job), you're coming with me sonny jim.
What? I didn't do anything. It just appeared. Honest, guv.
Arse. I'll never find out who did it *SSSCH TANGO ALPHA PORTAL IS SEALED PORTAL IS SEALED, WE HAVE ARRESTED A SUSPECT, NAME "TERNANT" OVER*
I knew all along!
Well that's your comic strip finished.
Well it was shit anyway! While you're still here, you don't know if there are any traffic policing jobs going?

 

by LukeO
6-20-04
Down in Rhode Island, Nigel bumps into an english man
Hey you fucking english inbred fag! Get outta my way!
I say, how awfully rude!
I mean, what stupid mentality do you fucking jerks have, sipping tea and fucking your sisters
You fucking deformed ape.
It isn't my fault. My finno-ugric mother is mad for chimp sex, I guess their genes were compatible. I'm such a fucking freak, dude.
I'm sorry. Here, have a peanut

 

by LukeO
6-20-04
After teh old forum finally sunk beneath the waves, like a modern day Atlantis, forum clique reminisces (is that how you spell it? :p )
You know, I'm beginning to miss those forumites.
No more Family Thex Fun, unfunny thnipeth against Kathper and co. What are we to do?
Since when did you have a lisp?
Did you never notithe?
No, can't say I did. Anyway what are you going to do today?
Jobthentre.

 

by LukeO
1-09-05
Luke is fucking more married women. Look, they are queueing.
god, I hope these lot aren't long, I'm so wet for him.
My husband is away again. So sad.
I think this time I will go on top.
Nigel is spoiling my fun now. I will probably get angry now. He can't have my married women.
Let me past! I need fuck! My husband has a tiny cock and cannot satisfy me.
No. I am Nigel. I am the avenger of the inbred english. Will you take my virginity? I fuck like a Finnish reindeer!

 

by LukeO
1-30-05
Manicsforum has its share of characters. Here's some of them. By the way none of them like Wymark.
Marxism fucking rocks, Gary. Rape Rape Rape Rape.
Get to fuck.
The politics of bands like Amen detract from the need to build a communist revolution! Rape Rape Rape
Fuck off!
Finally Dave has a use
Wymark, Blah blah blah blah communist blah blah blah Vladimir Lenin blah blah blah blah Trotsky blah blah blah Fidel Castro blah blah blah. Hey your dad's a union boss, wow! blah blah.................
Fuck this, I'm burning my computer!

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